Little-Known Santa No. 11
Believe me, after several years of economic recession, we’re all going to get to know Little-Known Santa No. 11 a bit better in 2011!
For Repo Santa typically makes his appearance not around Christmas-time, but most often during the spring months of March and April. That is just about how long it takes for many of us to fail to make that fourth payment on the tricked-out crossover, the jetski, the long-line sportfisher, the fat-tail Harley, or the pair of shocking pink hotwheels.
Towed about the small towns and suburbs of America by his eight charging cylinders, Repo Santa checks his list twice, and tracks down each and every one of the bad little money managers out there. Then, he makes his midnight visit, aided by his trio of trusty elves: One-Eye, Cletus, and Mad Dog.
So, don’t toss your cookies if you’re surprised by this nocturnal visitor; just back away from the vehicle, very slowly.