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Little-Known Santa No. 11

Updated on February 9, 2011
Little-Known Santa No. 11
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Believe me, after several years of economic recession, we’re all going to get to know Little-Known Santa No. 11 a bit better in 2011!

For Repo Santa typically makes his appearance not around Christmas-time, but most often during the spring months of March and April. That is just about how long it takes for many of us to fail to make that fourth payment on the tricked-out crossover, the jetski, the long-line sportfisher, the fat-tail Harley, or the pair of shocking pink hotwheels.

Towed about the small towns and suburbs of America by his eight charging cylinders, Repo Santa checks his list twice, and tracks down each and every one of the bad little money managers out there. Then, he makes his midnight visit, aided by his trio of trusty elves: One-Eye, Cletus, and Mad Dog.

So, don’t toss your cookies if you’re surprised by this nocturnal visitor; just back away from the vehicle, very slowly.

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    • Karen Wodke profile image

      Karen Wodke 6 years ago from Midwest

      lol. That's enough to scare anybody off of buying on credit!

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      rickzimmerman 6 years ago from Northeast Ohio

      KW: Glad you like him! Check out all the other Little-Known Santas.

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      Rosie Rose 6 years ago from Toronto, Canada

      Hiya rick, you did that Repo Santa cartoon?.. how cool! Yeah Repo Santa is hibernating right now. Let the real Santa do his job first, make the children happy.. and then scare the heck out of the grownups in a couple of months when they receive all their bills.

      Have a nice day,

      Rosie

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      rickzimmerman 6 years ago from Northeast Ohio

      Thanks, Rosie! You might like more of my cartoons . . .

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