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Why does nobody like me?

  1. Stump Parrish profile image61
    Stump Parrishposted 7 years ago

    Why does nobody like me?

    I only need one more follower and I get a medal that will make me feel complete as a human being. But alas,
    No body likes me, everybody hates me,
    I think I'll go eat worms!
    Big fat juicy ones,
    Eensie weensy squeensy ones,
    See how they wiggle and squirm!

    Down goes the first one, down goes the second one,
    Oh how they wiggle and squirm!

    Up comes the first one, up comes the second one,
    Oh how they wiggle and squirm!

    I bite off the heads, and suck out the juice,
    And throw the skins away!
    Nobody knows how fat I grow,
    On worms three times a day!

    Oh woe is me with no friends

  2. jwood00 profile image75
    jwood00posted 7 years ago

    Isn't friendship about value, rather than numbers? Why are you minimizing the value of the ones you have so you can gain one more?

    :-p

  3. Stump Parrish profile image61
    Stump Parrishposted 7 years ago

    I like shiny medals and no one can stop me. tada, I am now included in the ranks of the super special. I cant wait for our olympic games.100 yard dash will only take 300 of us sprinting in relay teams.

  4. MickS profile image70
    MickSposted 7 years ago

    Do you mean that we get a silly electronic badge for the amount of followers we have as well as all the other nonsense they dish them out for.

  5. nightwork4 profile image59
    nightwork4posted 7 years ago

    ok, if you really want to eat worms all the power to you. strange!!!!!

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