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Life is for goodys

Updated on June 22, 2015

Life is good, or at least that's what everyone out there in the world says. Life is what you make of it, and it can only get better. I figured it was way past due that I get evolved in the hub pages like the rest of my happy family, and start spreading the word about how good life can just be. If you are given a lemon, then you might want to think about making some lemon-aid. That will always put a smile on a frowning face. If you find a penny laying on the ground tails up, then kick it around some until it flips on it's heads up side & get some good luck. If you walk upon a person who is down in the dumps, then tell them a joke to brighten up their day, but keep the joke clean. I'm a late comer to these hub pages, and I have family that's been spreading their good views all over the hub pages. There's my long lost horny cousin goody6 who is the smartest person on the internet, or at least he thinks he is. You'll find his hub at ....http://hubpages.com/profile/goody6.....................goody6 challenges anyone out there to ask him any question that they may have about any topic, and he will answer it. There's also my older cousin Goody5 who is a sign fanatic. He has road signs all over his house, and they are hanging on the walls. They are used as doors, walk ways, and the roofs on chicken pens. Every table in his house is made from a road sign, from the coffee table, end tables, night stand, and even the kitchen table. The kitchen counter tops, the bed room dressers, and even all of the chairs are made from road signs. We still can't figure out why he has never gotten married. You will find his hub at ......... http://hubpages.com/profile/Goody5 ..............................................Stop by to see him if you know of a good sign somewhere, or also a woman who really likes signs. Well my work is just about done here. So if you are driving down the road and you see someone steeling a road sign, then it's probably my older cousin Goody5. If you see someone out in front of a night club answering questions, then it's probably my long lost cousin goody6. If you are driving down the road and someone gives you the finger, then it's probably someone I don't know, and just smile back and wave to them. Life is good.

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