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Silly Christmas Gifts

Updated on December 26, 2013

These Silly Christmas Gifts Are Sure to Make Someone Smile

Are you looking for silly Christmas gifts for someone on your gift list this year? Maybe you're buying for a coworker, or perhaps you have a friend who loves practical gifts. Maybe you need a gift for a white elephant exchange, or simply need something for the person who has everything. Whatever the reason, this page can help. Below are a variety of silly Christmas gifts that are guaranteed to get a smile this holiday season when your gift recipient opens them up. You might even find something you'd like yourself!

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Canned Unicorn MeatCHECK PRICE

For the person who has everything, canned unicorn meat is the perfect gift.

According to the description for this product, "Unicorns, as we all know, frolic all over the world, pooping rainbows and marshmallows...As the unicorn ages, its meat becomes fatty and marbled... (and the horn begins to) develop a flavor very similar to candied almonds. Blending the crushed unicorn horn into the meat adds delightful, crispy flavor notes in each bite."

So if there were really unicorns left in the world, sparkly canned unicorn meat would undoubtedly be a marvelous edible treat. Unfortunately, unicorns are too clever to be captured and canned, so this gift tin really contains a small stuffed unicorn sliced into its main "cuts of meat." You'll need to use a little creativity to imagine what real unicorn meat would taste like. But when you open the stuffed, sliced toy unicorn, it'll look so good you'll practically be able to taste it.

Edible Silliness

Gifts your recipient can actually eat

The canned unicorn meat above is really just a gag gift that's not edible, but the gifts below are both funny and edible.

Misfortune CookiesCHECK PRICE

Han Solo Carbonite ChocolateCHECK PRICE

Caffeinated Maple SyrupCHECK PRICE

Santa Claus is Coming to Town CookiesCHECK PRICE

BeanBoozled Gift BoxCHECK PRICE

Bacon Flavored PopcornCHECK PRICE

Farting Coin Bank - For the person who loves bathroom humor

You'll always know when someone is depositing money in this unique bank because it makes a loud digital fart sound every time a coin is deposited. It's a great gag gift.

BigMouth Inc Fanny Bank Funny Farting Bank, Makes Noise, Funny Gag Gift
BigMouth Inc Fanny Bank Funny Farting Bank, Makes Noise, Funny Gag Gift

Product description: Stop leaving those coins on the dresser, in some old water jug tucked away in a closet, or in your car's ashtray. With our hilarious Fanny Bank, saving your pennies will be a real gas! Drop in a coin and hear this bank fart in digital audio. It's so loud and so disgusting, you won't want to stop dropping coins in the crack! This bank is fun, practical and entertaining! And don't worry, you don't have to smash this piggy bank, the coins can be easily removed by sliding off the top of the bank.


Silly Christmas Hat - Dress for the occasion

What do you wear when you're handing out silly holiday gifts? Why, a silly hat, of course!

Christmas Tree Coil Spring Hat
Christmas Tree Coil Spring Hat

Product description: Unique Santa Style! Santa Claus hats are perfect for creating holiday cheer at office parties, corporate events, and family get togethers. And at these bulk wholesale prices, you can still afford to deck the halls. One size fits most adults. Approximately 24 1/2" circumference around inside of hat. Velour coil christmas tree with white plush trim. Gold star topper. Adorned with ornaments. Mini present packages along fur trim. 12" tall Christmas Tree Coil Hat.


Ninjabread Men Cookie CuttersCHECK PRICE

Don't mess with these gingerbread men.

These ninja cookie cutters are the perfect silly Christmas gift for anyone who hates baking namby pamby gingerbread men who couldn't throw a shuriken to save themselves from a baker's oven. But these coookie cutters will produce awesome manly ninja cookies.

Are you tough enough to eat one?

More Silly Christmas Gifts

Gandalf POP! Vinyl Toy

Silly Gandalf toy figure is perfect for anyone who loves "The Hobbit."

The Hobbit Gandalf POP! Vinyl FigureCHECK PRICE

Silly Christmas Gifts for the Office

Gift ideas for coworkers

Is it time for the office holiday party? Are you looking for something fun to give in the Secret Santa exchange? Well, don't be boring. Offices are can fun, too. Here's a selection of funny gifts that will give your coworkers a laugh.

Bullshit ButtonCHECK PRICE

Dr Who Travel MugCHECK PRICE

Slingshot MonkeyCHECK PRICE

Instant Excuse BallCHECK PRICE

USB Ninja Flash DriveCHECK PRICE

Flash Drive Bottle OpenerCHECK PRICE

Looney Tunes Flash DriveCHECK PRICE

Star Wars USB Flash Drives

More Silly Christmas gifts

A USB flash drive is a useful gift for anyone who needs to store files from their computer, but these designs make them silly and fun, too.

Star Wars USB Flash DriveCHECK PRICE

Novelty Christmas Gifts on eBay - Find great deals and silly gifts

If you want something silly, odd, unusual or unique, eBay is the place to shop. They've got practically EVERYTHING here, and you'll find great prices, too. Just be sure to check the seller's ratings before buying.

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Will You Be Giving Silly Christmas Gifts This Year? - Share your thoughts

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    • poetryman6969 profile image


      4 years ago

      I want bacon popcorn too.

      If the bacon is missing then my only defense is" Somebody had to eat it.

    • squidoopets profile image

      Darcie French 

      6 years ago from Abbotsford, BC

      I like the Gandolph toy :)

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      6 years ago

      I want that bacon popcorn. That really sounds good. My mother used to cook popcorn in bacon grease when I was a kid. Delicious.


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