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A Bit Too Much
Yep. Too much. Too much subsistence on nothing but bottle after bottle of purified water, organic cruciferous vegetables, flax seed and air.
Too many reps with those twenty-pound dumbbells. Too many leg-lifts at max counterweight.
Ponytail is a mite too tight (it’s got your brows up in your hairline, your eyes agape, and your mouth in a permanent ‘O’). Too much pool chlorine and not enough conditioner have got your split ends becoming split middles.
A bit too skimpy on the gym attire.
(Oh . . . and about those implants . . .)