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A Limerick or Two From Me for Fun to You

Updated on November 28, 2017
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Demas finds limericks a challenge and has crafted a few that even have chuckles. Of the bunch you can choose from he offers these/

Lighthearted Limericks

Don't just say "Say cheese!"  Recite a funny limerick and the real smiles will appear.
Don't just say "Say cheese!" Recite a funny limerick and the real smiles will appear. | Source

The Joy Of A Limited Love Life

One man wished he'd have his way,

with love and hugs every day.

Once a year would hardly do,

wait each day a whole year through

'til "Joy, joy!" Today's that day!

There comes a time....

There comes a time in each man's life

when friends and folks propose "a wife."

It must seem strange

when they arrange,

to shake his calm and urge such strife.

Up Whose Alley?

There still is a local alley.

At its end lives gorgeous Sally.

To court her I would,

If only I could.

She said, "You're not up my alley."

Flustered I'd Be

More flustered I'd be

if I had to see

some egg on my face

and feel the disgrace

of your mocking me.

Sometimes

Sometimes I just like to slumber

out back beside the warm lumber.

I slept there before

'til quarter to four

when someone dialed a wrong number.

© 2017 Demas W Jasper

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      Rochelle Ann De Zoysa 

      6 months ago from Moratuwa, Sri Lanka

      A fun read :)

    • Perspycacious profile imageAUTHOR

      Demas W Jasper 

      22 months ago from Today's America and The World Beyond

      More friends are coming aboard all the time.

    • Perspycacious profile imageAUTHOR

      Demas W Jasper 

      22 months ago from Today's America and The World Beyond

      Dear Eric,

      As for you Eric, I presume you are making more from your sermons here, than some itinerant preachers do from theirs. Of course, theirs aren't nearly as cogent, nor are they spread across the globe as HP broadcasts yours here on the web.

      It is fun sharing writings with each other, isn't it? Demas

    • Perspycacious profile imageAUTHOR

      Demas W Jasper 

      22 months ago from Today's America and The World Beyond

      Dear Linda,

      Someday, if you are not too busy running to the bank after tapping PayPal for all your HP dollars, send me an email reference to your Hub on how you are making more than a couple of dollars a month here. I'm impressed and impoverished.

      All joking aside, I am impressed that HP can highlight your monthly HP earnings. I wonder if IRS reads these. Demas

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      Eric Dierker 

      22 months ago from Spring Valley, CA. U.S.A.

      Very fun - Thanks

      There have been so many friends here Demas and it is sad that so many have left.

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      Linda Crampton 

      22 months ago from British Columbia, Canada

      Thanks for sharing the amusing and enjoyable limericks, Demas.

    • Perspycacious profile imageAUTHOR

      Demas W Jasper 

      22 months ago from Today's America and The World Beyond

      Dear Dora,

      Have you figured out which Hubbers you are writing for these days? I know I write for you, Eric, and whonuwho, and a few regulars, but where did my other "550 Followers" go? I agree that quite a few from 4 and 5 years ago have long since bitten the dust, and many others just say they follow us so we might follow them, but 550 minus, minus? I guess I just have to hope they make a good New Year resolution. D.

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      Dora Weithers 

      22 months ago from The Caribbean

      "Up Whose Alley" made me laugh. I feel the irritation in "Sometimes." All together a good read.

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