A Limerick or Two From Me for Fun to You
The Joy Of A Limited Love Life
One man wished he'd have his way,
with love and hugs every day.
Once a year would hardly do,
wait each day a whole year through
'til "Joy, joy!" Today's that day!
There comes a time....
There comes a time in each man's life
when friends and folks propose "a wife."
It must seem strange
when they arrange,
to shake his calm and urge such strife.
Up Whose Alley?
There still is a local alley.
At its end lives gorgeous Sally.
To court her I would,
If only I could.
She said, "You're not up my alley."
Flustered I'd Be
More flustered I'd be
if I had to see
some egg on my face
and feel the disgrace
of your mocking me.
Sometimes I just like to slumber
out back beside the warm lumber.
I slept there before
'til quarter to four
when someone dialed a wrong number.
© 2017 Demas W Jasper