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A Mayan limerick, just because...

Updated on November 10, 2012

This got stuck in my head today...

December is just round the bend

But no Christmas presents to send

Coz if you're a Mayan

You know you'll be tryin'

To mail them before the world ends!

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      Pete 4 years ago from Ontario, Canada

      @tobusiness - gotta admit, I'm not too bothered by it. I've even bought Christmas presents expecting to be able to give them out! I guess Jesus could return on 20th and throw a wrench into the whole thing anyway... lol! Merry Christmas back at ya!

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      Jo Alexis-Hagues 4 years ago from Bedfordshire, U.K

      Absolutely brilliant, I loved it. Not long to go now, one way or another we'll know if those old folks got it wrong. A Happy Christmas to you.

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      Rajan Singh Jolly 5 years ago from From Mumbai, presently in Jalandhar,INDIA.

      Really interesting and amusing limerick. Who knows you may be right! Love the cartoon.

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      Eiddwen 5 years ago from Wales

      A great share and here's to so many more to come.

      Eddy.

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      Deborah Brooks Langford 5 years ago from Brownsville,TX

      You are so funny.. I loved this. I am sharing.. so cute..

      Thank you for making me laugh..

      blessings to you

      Debbie

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      Pete 5 years ago from Ontario, Canada

      @coffeegginmyrice - glad I could amuse you and give you fodder for your dreams...

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      Marites Mabugat-Simbajon 5 years ago from Toronto, Ontario

      Hahahaha, wonderful! A good laugh for me at half past midnight! A good sign to have happy dreams later...

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      mochalicious21 5 years ago from West Palm Beach, FL

      @petenali- you're most welcome:)

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      Pete 5 years ago from Ontario, Canada

      @Mhatter99 - it takes one to know one... Thanks for checking out my little ditty...

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      Martin Kloess 5 years ago from San Francisco

      Another limericktricain! A what?

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      Pete 5 years ago from Ontario, Canada

      @mochalicious21 - Thank you, and thanks for making me want to head to Starbucks after reading your name...

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      mochalicious21 5 years ago from West Palm Beach, FL

      Haha!!! This is great...thanks for the laugh:)

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      Pete 5 years ago from Ontario, Canada

      @ImKarn23 - I guess in the unlikely event the Mayans knew what they were talking about, money will be something of a small issue to all of us. Thanks for stopping by.

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      Karen Silverman 5 years ago

      LOL! Why waste the money? On second thought..why not? Loved it!

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      Pete 5 years ago from Ontario, Canada

      @chepkoluumugulel - Firstly, great name!! Secondly, thanks for the banshee wail and the comment.

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      chepkoluumugulel 5 years ago from Texas

      Waau! Awesome.

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      Pete 5 years ago from Ontario, Canada

      @Charles - glad I could make you chuckle. Thanks for stopping by.

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      Charles Hilton 5 years ago

      LOL...excellent!

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      Pete 5 years ago from Ontario, Canada

      @Flash - too kind, too kind...

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      flashmakeit 5 years ago from usa

      That funny and cleverly written!

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      Pete 5 years ago from Ontario, Canada

      @Carly - I like my humor too, but then again, I'm biased! Thanks for reading...

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      CarlySullens 5 years ago from St. Louis, Missouri

      LOL! Very funny, I like your humor .

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      Pete 5 years ago from Ontario, Canada

      @whonunuwho - I tend to agree with you...

      @Angelo52 - maybe one day we'll know the truth... maybe on December 22nd...lol!

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      Angelo52 5 years ago from Central Florida

      That was rather interesting. Perhaps the calendar was Mayan revenge on the future world?

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      whonunuwho 5 years ago from United States

      Neat hub...there is probably more truth to the cartoon than some may realize.

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      Pete 5 years ago from Ontario, Canada

      Glimmer - they are very addictive... be careful!

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      Glimmer Twin Fan 5 years ago

      Boy - I'm really starting to get into these limericks. Very funny!