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A Matador Of A Fresher Kind (limerick)

Updated on January 16, 2014

The crowds they would cheer and would wail

When into the bullring I’d sail

Such Joy I would bring

That ladies would sing

As bull’s turds I’d fling in my pail


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      Gypsy Rose Lee 3 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      That was amusing indeed. Good fertilization.

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      Bronwen Scott-Branagan 3 years ago from Victoria, Australia

      They're great for the garden, anyway! Good one.

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      Victor W. Kwok 3 years ago from Hawaii

      Couldn't stop laughing!

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      FlourishAnyway 3 years ago from USA

      The turds have to go somewhere.

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      Nellieanna Hay 3 years ago from TEXAS

      That is hilarious! But - - 'fresher'? haha

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      Crystal Tatum 3 years ago from Georgia


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      Nithya Venkat 3 years ago from Dubai

      LOL!! Enjoyed your limerick.

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      Karen Silverman 3 years ago

      i call BULL****!


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      Jamie Lee Hamann 3 years ago from Reno NV

      Awesome and funny! I hope is well Martin. Jamie

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      Suzette Walker 3 years ago from Taos, NM

      LOL! Someone gotta do it! Hilarious!