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A War Hard To Stomach (limerick)

Updated on December 30, 2012

From battlefield came mighty roar

Such fury I scarce felt before

My mind became numb

To fate yet to come

(as) Burrito and stomach wage war


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      Shining Irish Eyes 5 years ago from Upstate, New York

      Every so often, your humor sneaks up on me ( as did the burrito!)

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      picklesandrufus 5 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

      ha ha! I guess there is more than one kind of battlefield!

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Ah yes, the war of the stomach. Used to have a cast iron one when I was growing up alas no more.

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      sweethearts2 5 years ago from Northwest Indiana

      Pick your battles carefully, they can backfire!

      Voted up

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      Maria Jordan 5 years ago from Jeffersonville PA

      Oh no you didn't ...

      OK, extra hot sauce please...

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      Sueswan 5 years ago

      Hi Mhatter

      Love it! ROFL

      Voted up

      Happy New Year :)

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      Mary Craig 5 years ago from New York

      You really got me on this one! Great job MH!

      Voted up, funny, and yes, interesting.

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      Karen Silverman 5 years ago

      LOL...i guess this is the antithesis to my constipation poem...CLEAR!!!

      hilarious, as usual, M!

      sharing forward..

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      Deborah Brooks Langford 5 years ago from Brownsville,TX

      Oh My word.. lol I thought it was a real war.. and well I guess a burrito will make you feel like you a re in a

      blessings my friend


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      Shauna L Bowling 5 years ago from Central Florida

      Funny! Can you spell acid reflux! Perhaps add some stomach coating food to your belly such as dairy products? If you differentiate your food intake with carbs, whole grains, fruits, veggies and dairy, perhaps you wouldn't suffer from the delectable burritos! Yum yum! Try adding some sour cream and/or quacamole. Just sayin'.....

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      Jamie Lee Hamann 5 years ago from Reno NV

      That is funny, I am eating Nachos as I read this. Jamie

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      Jim Higgins 5 years ago from Eugene, Oregon

      Ohhhh, that burrito twist is wonderful! Good one Martin. Happy New Year!

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      Frank Atanacio 5 years ago from Shelton

      aaahhh ur crazy LOL loved bro.. now to pull over at this Mexican Rest stop...LOL

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      Sunnie Day 5 years ago

      Yep...that will sure do it! lol Married to someone who loves Burrito's I am the victim of his war.. :)

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      Eiddwen 5 years ago from Wales

      Brilliant as always.


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      Michelle Liew 5 years ago from Singapore

      Now burritos and stomachs can create quite an explosion. Thanks for sharing, Hatter!

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      Patricia Scott 5 years ago from sunny Florida

      O my...this can be a tricky war especially when far away from a facility :)

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      Deb Hirt 5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      It can sure happen, eh?

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      Jackie Lynnley 5 years ago from The Beautiful South

      Oh, just when we prepared for the worst!

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      whonunuwho 5 years ago from United States

      The wages of wars are often hard to stomach, my friend, and this includes the personal to the world's. Nice poem. whonu

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      wetnosedogs 5 years ago from Alabama

      Thanks for the morning chuckle.

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      LOL....great one!

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      flashmakeit 5 years ago from usa

      That was so funny and I have those problems some times.

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      drbj and sherry 5 years ago from south Florida

      Guess the burrito must have been covered in really hot sauce, Martin.