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An Interview with the Almighty God

Updated on January 17, 2013
Creation of God, Seren Nature. All rights reserved (C) Anand
Creation of God, Seren Nature. All rights reserved (C) Anand

Everyone has a desire to know about God and his existence, so do I. I always imagined how God will answer to my questions and what the answers would be.

I don't know if I would ever meet the supreme power or not but I do want to pour in the thoughts that I have about the questions and answers for God.

Please enjoy the read !

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Q1) Hi God, How are you doing today ?

Ans: Well well, My dear child, as usual I have been overwhelmed by the never ending need of people like you all over the world. But with a cup of fresh coffee at my disposal am feeling fresh and revived to provide you with valuable 10 minutes for the interview.

Q2) Thank You God ! So how does it feel to you today, so many years after you invented mankind ?

Ans: I feel proud. Yes, definitely proud, I invented mankind with the sole aim of creating the most intelligent of all the creatures in the world. And yes, it has been successful with some odd failures here and there.

Q3) Which is your most favorite part in the mankind history ?

Ans: I absolutely love it when they research so much to find my existence :D, some people don't believe in my existence but still in there torrid times they remember me for help in their subconscious mind. So, even if they don't want, each and every human being is attached to me and is a part of me.

Q4) Talking about subconscious mind, why did you built it in ? What is its purpose ?

Ans: Nice question ! Human Mind is very powerful, i know as I built it. It can do wonders if used properly but can cause havoc if goes in wrong direction. Subconscious mind was built as to keep check on the human mind and make it realise of its deeds. Something like a mirror which would reflect your good or bad deeds whenever you do them.

Q5) Do you feel good when we human beings worship you ? Is there a purpose behind it ?

Ans: Well yes, absolutely yes. As you human beings need food to survive, I need your worship to build upon my never ending strength to help you back. So in one way or other it makes me powerful enough to help the world back.

Q6) Why do people commit crime ? Can't you stop them ?

Ans: I created the supreme creature of the earth, human being. I gave him all the powers in the form of mind and heart to make necessary decisions in life. The final decision to make good or bad use of it depends on the sole human and my interference disturbs the equilibrium of the nature. But for sure wherever evil prevails, truth and goodness will surely overcome them one day and make it a better place with time.

Q7) Is there really something like hell and heaven ?

Ans: Well in a way yes. Whenever you do something bad and have guilt in your conscience, its hell. And whenever you do some good deed and feel happy about it, its heaven.

Q8) Many people have sorrow and grief in their lives ? Can't you make this world a sorrow free world ?

Ans: Well, to be honest here. Only when a person goes through sorrow, he can get the real essence of Joy. If there is no black, how can you be happy seeing white ? You need to be patient to make your way through the dark towards the light. I can't help if you give up midway through the dark.

Q9) Why are there so many different forms of you being worshipped across so many religions ?

Ans: That is the beauty of human brain. Each and every brain, do note that there are more than 7 billion brains and the numbers are still growing, has its own sense and intelligence to perform activities. Think of tying up 7 billion trees with a single string ? Does that sound sane ? Or, you would prefer to divide them into smaller counts and then tie them up with different strings ?

I hope that answers your question. Now ask me the last question, your time's almost over.

Q10) OK, As I had the privilege to meet you, I would like to ask for a boon for myself that would make me richer, powerful and smarter then anyone in the world ?

Ans: "Smiles", That is what a human being is all about. They have never ending desires and can never be comforted with. Even a saint has a never ending desire to meet me "The God". So, no human being is free of desire.

As of for you, you met me, and that is a boon in itself. Bless you my child !!

**And God vanishes in the blue sky, leaving me delighted and all awestruck !!

(C)Copyright 2013, Anand

Disclaimer: This is purely fictional and based on my vivid imagination and has no intention to hurt or make fun of anyone's belief or religion.

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    • mr-veg profile imageAUTHOR

      mr-veg 

      5 years ago from Colorado United States

      @Elias Thanks for stopping by and appreciating the hub :)

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      Elias Zanetti 

      5 years ago from Athens, Greece

      Interesting and creative hub. Enjoyed the read, mr.veg!

    • mr-veg profile imageAUTHOR

      mr-veg 

      5 years ago from Colorado United States

      @Rajan thanks for stopping by and enjoying the hub !

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      Rajan Singh Jolly 

      5 years ago from From Mumbai, presently in Jalandhar,INDIA.

      I loved this talk with God. Very enjoyable. Voted up, Anand.

    • mr-veg profile imageAUTHOR

      mr-veg 

      5 years ago from Colorado United States

      @Nell thanks for stopping by and reading the one and only interview that ever happened with God :D :) .. Yeah Coffee made it way through all the wonders possible in the universe :)

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      Nell Rose 

      5 years ago from England

      Lol! well that was different, and God drinks coffee! who would have guessed? that was lovely, and answered so many questions! (wink)! voted up! nell

    • mr-veg profile imageAUTHOR

      mr-veg 

      5 years ago from Colorado United States

      @Shellague, to start with God does exist, beacuase we as humans can onl research about universe but can't create a universe ! And to answer the question why he permits evil its the same answer as for my Question # 6, which states "I created the supreme creature of the earth, human being. I gave him all the powers in the form of mind and heart to make necessary decisions in life. The final decision to make good or bad use of it depends on the sole human and my interference disturbs the equilibrium of the nature. But for sure wherever evil prevails, truth and goodness will surely overcome them one day and make it a better place with time."

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      shellague 

      5 years ago

      if God exist, why does he permits evil?

    • mr-veg profile imageAUTHOR

      mr-veg 

      5 years ago from Colorado United States

      Thank You Mona !

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      Mona Sabalones Gonzalez 

      5 years ago from Philippines

      This is a nice way to explain your faith. It's so simple but full of wisdom. Congratulations, another great piece of work:)

    • mr-veg profile imageAUTHOR

      mr-veg 

      5 years ago from Colorado United States

      Thanks crissp for appreciating and enjoying the read ! You have a great day ahead !!

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      CrisSp 

      5 years ago from Sky Is The Limit Adventure

      This is awesome! Very creative!

      I like God's simple answer to your Q7: "Whenever you do something bad and have guilt in your conscience, its hell. And whenever you do some good deed and feel happy about it, its heaven."

      What a delightful read! Sharing...

    • mr-veg profile imageAUTHOR

      mr-veg 

      5 years ago from Colorado United States

      Yeah hope so :D , @greencha, Thanks for Stopping by and appreciating !

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      greencha 

      5 years ago from UK

      Thanks mr-veg ,very cleverly done... hope Gods coffee supply doesnt

      run out...

    • mr-veg profile imageAUTHOR

      mr-veg 

      5 years ago from Colorado United States

      @Honey thanks for stopping by and appreciating the article. Hope some day everyone gets a chance to sit with God and get their questions answered. Goodness is the real virtue of life. And who won't drink coffee :D , hope you are a coffee lover too :)

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      H Lax 

      5 years ago

      Hi Mr. Veg, What an uplifting interview you have shared here. I love that God drinks coffee. It helped me to picture him sitting down to the interview with you. I also love that you focused so much on the good in life and I think you're explanation...uh...hum...I mean, God's answer to why people commit crimes and why he doesn't stop it was a great idea. Thanks for sharing.

    • mr-veg profile imageAUTHOR

      mr-veg 

      5 years ago from Colorado United States

      Hi Jacqui, thanks for appreciating the hub, yeah those are my beliefs too :) , life without balance would one or the other day surely have a fall ! you have a great weekend !

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      Jacqui 

      5 years ago from Texas

      Very beautiful. I especially liked the question on grief and the answer of joy. Balance is so important in life.

    • mr-veg profile imageAUTHOR

      mr-veg 

      5 years ago from Colorado United States

      Thank You Debbie for stoping by and reading the hub. Yes, that's the ultimate point of consoling that one gets :) ! Thanks for your kind blessings ! Appreciate your lovely comments !

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      Deborah Brooks Langford 

      5 years ago from Brownsville,TX

      awesome and beautiful.. I love it!.. I love talking to God what a joy and peace i get when i do

      blessing to you and sharing this work of art

      Debbie

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