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Awwwsome Answer (limerick)

Updated on February 27, 2016

That night as I walked through my door

Cried wife You don’t love me no more

To ease my wife’s stress

Her woe to address

I don’t love you less that’s for sure

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(“Sure” pronounced “shore”. Like: I sure wish someone had warned me before I came home that night.)


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      Ann1Az2 

      5 years ago from Orange, Texas

      He'd better have flowers!

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 

      6 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Nice answer!

    • picklesandrufus profile image

      picklesandrufus 

      6 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

      you are so bad!

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      Mary 

      6 years ago from Cronulla NSW

      That shore is a n awesome answer Mh...and very clever limerick...cheers

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      Tonette Fornillos 

      6 years ago from The City of Generals

      Haha "shore" awwwsome! The picture describes it even more amusing. Thanks for another warm limerick.

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      Faith Reaper 

      6 years ago from southern USA

      LOL Great limerick!!! Imagery is always great too. In His Love, Faith Reaper

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      DS Duby 

      6 years ago from United States, Illinois

      Awwwsome Limerick!

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      Ruby Jean Richert 

      6 years ago from Southern Illinois

      HaHa, Another good one..Where do you find the pictures? They are always spot-on..

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      Deb Hirt 

      6 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      What a great answer at the end!

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      Valleypoet 

      6 years ago

      Love your romantic poems! LOL

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      ignugent17 

      6 years ago

      Very funny . :-)

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      flashmakeit 

      6 years ago from usa

      Titter, he does not love her less!

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      Victoria Lynn 

      6 years ago from Arkansas, USA

      Good one! Brought a smile to my face!

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      Bill Holland 

      6 years ago from Olympia, WA

      LOL...I'm late on this one but what a great way to start the day!

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      Jose Velasquez 

      6 years ago from Lodi, New Jersey

      That's just wrong Martin. LOL

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      greeneryday 

      6 years ago from Some tropical country

      Another great limerick voted up again!

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      Farhat 

      6 years ago from Delhi

      oh, clever answer..& a mirthful limerick!

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      Linda Crist 

      6 years ago from Central Virginia

      Voted up my friend. You did it again!

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      Randi Benlulu 

      6 years ago from Mesa, AZ

      I love your limericks! Perfect!

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      LaThing 

      6 years ago from From a World Within, USA

      Hahaha.... Good answer, MH! Love it... Voted up!

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      Rich 

      6 years ago from Kentucky

      AWWWW!

      I couldn't resist. My apologies. Nice Limerick!

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