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Cross This Off Your Gift Ideas (limerick)

Updated on August 19, 2012

He covered his lover with these

A soft gooey substance in breeze

Now he hears the woes

Of target he chose

Jerk cover your nose when you sneeze


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      Ann1Az2 5 years ago from Orange, Texas

      Yuck! Reminds me of Alf. The funniest thing I ever heard him say in a show was one time when he sneezed, he asked for a spatula!

      Well done and too funny - love the picture.

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      Sasha Kim 5 years ago

      LOL, could you tell my kids not to do this to me on a weekly basis please? ^_^ Sometimes the "gift" is wrapped in mashed peas. Voted up and funny... always look forward to these!

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      Ruchira 5 years ago from United States

      haha...good one!

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      Deb Hirt 5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Darn good advice to the jerk!

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Good one. lol

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      Another GOODIE..Hee. Loved it..

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      Valleypoet 5 years ago

      Ugh....messy, and probably very embarrassing..liked it

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      Jamie Lee Hamann 5 years ago from Reno NV

      So funny, how have things been? Good to hear some new limericks. Jamie

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      Ann-Christin 5 years ago from UK

      A bit yucky but still funny :)

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      vespawoolf 5 years ago from Peru, South America

      Hilarious...and yucky! How did you do that? I always know I can count on you for a laugh. : )

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      Patty Kenyon 5 years ago from Ledyard, Connecticut

      ROFL...Too Funny and ewwww at the same time...LOL

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      Rich 5 years ago from Kentucky

      Mh -

      For some reason, the picture of eating raw carrot sticks in the school cafeteria in the second grade, and the results of the sneeze that occurred, unnecessarily comes to mind!

      Loved It! As Always!

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      Sueswan 5 years ago

      Hi Mhatter

      Gross but I can' t help but laugh!

      Voted up and funny

      Have a good week :)

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      flashmakeit 5 years ago from usa

      That picture went well with this funny poem! Icky goo!!

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      Faith Reaper 5 years ago from southern USA

      Ha. Very funny and clever. In His Love, Faith Reaper

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      IntegrityYes 5 years ago

      That is another awesome one. I voted up.

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      Terrye Toombs 5 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map.

      lmao, Mhatter! This was great! Loved it!

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      How do you do this every single day? I might be able to write one per week, although I would not be well kick out funny one after funny one every day. Great job!

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      Deborah Brooks Langford 5 years ago from Brownsville,TX

      He covered his lover with sort gooey substance .lol...I love Debbie