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Date With A One Track Mind (limerick)

Updated on February 15, 2016

Her cute date was really a mess

His sole thought was get in her dress

So later that night

When she said alright

It’s a little tight he’d confess


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      Shining Irish Eyes 5 years ago from Upstate, New York

      A humorous little diddy from Mhatter is like a Hallmark card - when you care enough to send the very "funniest."

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      Deb Hirt 5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Pretty amusing mess, eh?

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      Karen Silverman 5 years ago

      lol..i was gonna say it'd be tough to get into as soon as i looked at the

      i figure he'da started from the top down- or vice versa, eh?

      i don't need to know..

      adorable, M..

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      epigramman 5 years ago

      .....I've been known to wear a dress or two. (or three) Don't ask.

      lake erie time 10:02pm

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      picklesandrufus 5 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

      Cute....the dress that turned him on, wouldn't let him in!

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      IAmForbidden 5 years ago from Neverland - where children never grow up.

      cute :)

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Good one. Thanks for the laugh.

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      Valleypoet 5 years ago

      A very fitting conclusion...LOL:-))

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      time2rite 5 years ago from Navarre, Fl, USA

      Hahaha! I needed a good laugh; thank you!

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      Linda Crist 5 years ago from Central Virginia

      You're on a roll, aren't you? My giggle for the evening. All is well. :-)

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      Delilah 5 years ago from los angeles, ca

      love that pic


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      flashmakeit 5 years ago from usa

      Hahaha, pretty boy got a squeezed! That so tight!

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      A seven-pack for a Friday night! I will be intoxicated the rest of the night from the brilliance of your wit! Great job and have a good weekend my friend.