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Dating Lesson 134.203 – Dining Etiquette (limerick)

Updated on July 15, 2013

When I took this girl on a date

I couldn’t believe how she ate

I didn’t see cost

When her path I crossed

But that’s how my lost arm met fate


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      picklesandrufus 4 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

      Oh my!!

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      Victor W. Kwok 4 years ago from Hawaii

      So hilarious!

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Is everything else still intact?

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      Deb Hirt 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Is the leg still intact?

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

      HaHa..We all wanted to use the line, ' Arm and leg..Good one Martin...

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      Faith Reaper 4 years ago from southern USA

      LOL, I was going to write what Romeos wrote . . . LOL

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      Was it your left arm, Martin, that she did bite?

      Then that's no problem - you will now be ALL RIGHT!

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Reminds me of the "coyote ugly" joke. LOL

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      W1totalk 4 years ago

      lol dating is worthwhile more often than not.

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      Shauna L Bowling 4 years ago from Central Florida

      I second Remeos response. He took the words right out of my mouth (or head)!

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      Romeos Quill 4 years ago from Lincolnshire, England

      Lol! At least she didn't cost you an arm AND a leg...


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      Jennifer 4 years ago from Lost...In Video Games

      I feel sorry for the guy! LOL! Voted it up!

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      Cat 4 years ago from New York

      Ha ha... I love the title and obviously the limerick! She looks like she's got a little on her face? lol... Poor guy!