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Dating Lesson 2.139 – Safety First (limerick)

Updated on October 22, 2012

This lad really got burned a lot

By girls that he thought were so hot

From this misery

He set himself free

And cooking gloves he quickly bought


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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      I don't think that's going to be enough to save our hero, do you? lol

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      wetnosedogs 4 years ago from Alabama

      Love this funny stuff.

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      lovedoctor926 4 years ago

      Lol. you can't always get what you want! voted up funny!

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      flashmakeit 4 years ago from usa

      He cannot keep his hand away so maybe the gloves well help?

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      Valleypoet 4 years ago

      Finally revealed...the secret to true glove..LOL:-))

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      Linda Crist 4 years ago from Central Virginia

      I'm running out of smart remarks. You're just the king of the limeric.

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      Patricia Scott 4 years ago from sunny Florida

      You know, we ladies might want some of these too....if only they would work. Your humor keeps me coming back time after time, dear new friend. ps

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      stars439 4 years ago from Louisiana, The Magnolia and Pelican State.

      Thank you. This was very funny. Loved it. GBY.

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      Randi Benlulu 4 years ago from Mesa, AZ

      a request...another limerick on her safety glasses. Fun hub!

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      Thomas Silvia 4 years ago from Massachusetts

      Great poem, yep put on those oven mitts when handling hot girls .

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

      Funny..Love your humor...

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Way to go!

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      Michelle Liew 4 years ago from Singapore

      Aha. Hatter.. a new use for gloves. Thanks for the funnies!! I share!

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      Shining Irish Eyes 4 years ago from Upstate, New York

      Always appreciating the giggles I receive from these humorous limericks.

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      Jo Alexis-Hagues 4 years ago from Bedfordshire, U.K

      Boys just wanna have fun, but first... a little protection? :).

      Funny and very nicely done.

      PS. Congrats. on you 300.

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      Well, if ya wanna keep putting your hands on the stove, buddy...

      funny words and picture, M!

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      krsharp05 4 years ago from 18th and Vine

      Great take on a silly date night! You're so creative. Limericks seem to be a real gift for you. Writing does you all kinds of justices! Keep up the good workl. -K

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