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Dump That Man!!! – Vacation (limerick)

Updated on September 11, 2012

You never take me anywhere

Said wife as I plopped in my chair

Completely unplanned

I took her by hand

Into kitchen land and said there


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      Ann1Az2 5 years ago from Orange, Texas

      I'll bet you're the same guy that gives his wife a drill for her birthday, too, right?

      Good one.

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      Eiddwen 5 years ago from Wales

      So clever, so funny and I loved it.


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      Deb Hirt 5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Yep, she was taken somewhere...right into the next room! I love it.

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      picklesandrufus 5 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

      oh my! good luck!

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      You Devil you!! HaHa

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      elle64 5 years ago from Scandinavia

      funny-and I hope you have wife with a sense of humor.

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      Jamie Lee Hamann 5 years ago from Reno NV

      Very funny. Once again a laugh was brought to my lips. Thank you. Jamie

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      Derdriu 5 years ago

      Martin, He needs to repaint and update that kitchen for her!

      Respectfully, and with many thanks and all the votes, Derdriu

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      Dianna Mendez 5 years ago

      I imagine there were lots of words afterwards! Hopefully, no broken dishes or flying objects through the air -- like him. Funny!

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      Jools99 5 years ago from North-East UK

      Kitchen Land....what woman can resist a vacation to that place :o( no wonder she's armed with a rolling pin.

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      Rich 5 years ago from Kentucky

      Disappointed wife was with this

      I'll get even sweet wife did hiss

      handed dish rag

      and then did brag

      do dishes or this you will miss.

      Great Job, my friend! Enjoyed!

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      Sasha Kim 5 years ago

      The kitchen is a great place for a vacation ^_^ So funny MH!!!

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      LaThing 5 years ago from From a World Within, USA

      Haha, MH, you are something! Yeah, the wife will really like that vacation! Typical Men!! lol

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      Jennifer Vasconcelos 5 years ago from Cyberspace and My Own World

      Well you did indeed take her somewhere :) - guess she should have been more specific..

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      Jose Velasquez 5 years ago from Lodi, New Jersey

      And he wonders why she wants to bop him with the rolling pin. LOL

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      flashmakeit 5 years ago from usa

      That short trip ended in a mess!

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      Faith Reaper 5 years ago from southern USA

      LOL - Yep, rolling pin time!!! So funny. You just keep coming up with these clever and very funny limericks, as you are the king of limericks no doubt! In His Love, Faith Reaper

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      Deborah Brooks Langford 5 years ago from Brownsville,TX

      somehow this is wrong!! LOl don't remember how.. I haven't been to the kitchen in a while..LOl.

      loved it


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      Suzette Walker 5 years ago from Taos, NM

      Oh, yeah, great vacation. So funny, as usual. It amazes me how you do this day after day, a great limerick.

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      That will get you a pot along side the head!

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      wetnosedogs 5 years ago from Alabama

      i love your funny stuff.

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      Mark G Weller 5 years ago from Lake Charles, LA.

      You really know how to charm the wife!