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Ever Heard Of Keep Your Hands To Yourself – Well (limerick)

Updated on February 20, 2013

At bar once a girl gave me eye

I said to myself Gosh Oh My

What else could I say

Of ghoulish display

One’s eye isn’t way to win guy


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      Stephen 

      2 years ago

      True true..

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      Dianna Mendez 

      5 years ago

      Not my idea of a gift!

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      Shauna L Bowling 

      5 years ago from Central Florida

      Ewwwww! :-)

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      picklesandrufus 

      5 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

      You are too funny. Just love reading your limericks!

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      Blondey Hubpages 

      5 years ago

      I like it.

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      Vinaya Ghimire 

      5 years ago from Nepal

      Another good one.

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      Mary Craig 

      5 years ago from New York

      Did you keep it in water?

      Perhaps you really oughta

      In case it belongs to her daughter.

      LOVED this. Your limericks and humor are top notch.

      Voted up, funny, and interesting.

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      Karen Silverman 

      5 years ago

      Geez..all i can say is it's a good thing she didn't give you 'head'..

      lol..

      (sorry to sully, M..sigh..)...sharing in apology..lol

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 

      5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      lol Made me remember those horror films with eyes popping out. lol

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      anglnwu 

      5 years ago

      Haha, well said. Anther great observation.

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      Marlene Bertrand 

      5 years ago from USA

      What a clever limerick. I enjoyed it a lot.

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      D.Juris Stetser 

      5 years ago from South Dakota

      UCK!!! LOL,

      she clearly had eyes just for you

      and so gave you one of her two

      just smile and say thank you

      don't force her to spank you

      For drinks, I'd find someplace that's new! hugs! dotti

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      Ruby Jean Richert 

      5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      Yuck, I guess you looked away?

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      Valleypoet 

      5 years ago

      You might want to think twice before asking for her hand in marriage! LOL:-))

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      Deb Hirt 

      5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Especially if there is only one instead of two.

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      Eiddwen 

      5 years ago from Wales

      Ha ha ha brilliant !!!!

      Eddy.

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      breakfastpop 

      5 years ago

      I am laughing all the way to the up and funny button!

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      ARUN KANTI CHATTERJEE 

      5 years ago from KOLKATA

      Your poems will give us extra years. Thanks.

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      wetnosedogs 

      5 years ago from Alabama

      Very funny. Thanks for the morning laugh.

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      Ghaelach 

      5 years ago

      Very true Martin.

      LOL Ghaelach

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      kjforce 

      5 years ago from Florida

      Mhatter99...she gave you " eye " so you gave her " lip "..back...? loved your limerick..great way to end the day...nite

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      drbj and sherry 

      5 years ago from south Florida

      Instead of an eye, Martin, probably made of glass,

      What you really wanted was a piece of her . . . (Well, you get the picture.)

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      Faith Reaper 

      5 years ago from southern USA

      Yikes! lol

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      Bill Holland 

      5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Yuck! What a slimy gift! :) Thank you for my nightly laugh.

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      Beth37 

      5 years ago

      I hope she saw the error of her ways.

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