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Every Girl Loves Flowers (limerick)

Updated on September 1, 2012

How wonderful flowers can be

For romance they oft hold the key

Just go ask the lad

Whose drove his date mad

For she had a bad allergy


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    • toomuchmint profile image

      toomuchmint 

      5 years ago

      Lol. Fresh picked flowers seem like a treat. And they are, but not during pollen season.

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      Movie Master 

      5 years ago from United Kingdom

      Love the limerick! voted up/funny

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      LetitiaFT 

      5 years ago from Paris via California

      Haha! My dad went out with a woman for the first time and she wanted to stop in a perfume shop on their way to a movie. My dad passed out in the shop. Turns out he has some rare intolerance to an ingredient that is rarely used in perfumes, but that floats in the air of perfume shops. Needless to say, he never saw her again!

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      LikaMarie 

      5 years ago

      Love the limerick! Driving off a gal mad 'cuz she's allergic... LOL!!!

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      Faith Reaper 

      5 years ago from southern USA

      Oops, bless his heart! LOL, another very funny one Mh. In His Love, Faith Reaper

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      Sasha Kim 

      5 years ago

      Adorable! ^_^ I've always preferred potted flowers. Cut flowers will be dead in a week.... and that's just sad. Voted up and funny!

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      Thomas Silvia 

      5 years ago from Massachusetts

      Another sweet smelling limerick that keeps us smiling !

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      Deb Hirt 

      5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      That is terrific!

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      aykianink 

      5 years ago

      Good twist. Got one for chocolate?:-)

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      Michelle Liew 

      5 years ago from Singapore

      Hatter, cute!! And have to add that I don't usually request for flowers from my hub because they're costly. Thanks for a cool limerick!!

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      flashmakeit 

      5 years ago from usa

      Oh my, that was too much fragrance for her nose!

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      Sheila Brown 

      5 years ago from Southern Oklahoma

      Great limerik! My husband had to stop bringing me flower, as he became too alergic! :)

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      Blurter of Indiscretions 

      5 years ago from Clinton CT

      haha....I liked this one. Sometimes, you insult me. :) But that's okay. Your poems make people feel things.

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      Marites Mabugat-Simbajon 

      5 years ago from Toronto, Ontario

      Hhahaha, a funny surprise! Though flowers are indeed beautiful and fragrant, my appreciation for it as a romantic move is not fully developed. I don't know why, but I would pull them all out from the vase after 3 days or so and hang them upside down making sure I have also saved the best one buried in between heavy books. I am more appreciative with something that's FOREVER, that is why I dry the flowers instead. I just don't show my half appreciation. Maybe one day he'll get it.

      A good one! Cheers Mhatter!

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      Deborah 

      5 years ago from Las Vegas

      LOl... funny as always. I have an allergy to, especially to roses. My husband didn't know for a long time, I just didn't have the heart to tell him. He brought me roses or a single rose for years until he finally found out my secret. Great hub!

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