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Family Scamming

Updated on March 12, 2015


Mary: I am not on the kill, do you have a random

Joseph: I do not use randoms, do you have a diagram

Mary: Damn, I should have gotten that curvical crap"

Joseph: I could buy some homicides

Mary: Well, if you are comfortable with killing your germs

Mary: Oh, I just remember, I am allergic to homicides

Joseph: And how do you know that

Mary: You’re not my curse, I have had many blessings before

Joseph: all the better to do this family scamming

Mary: Keep talking and I'll give you a free Tumorectomy

Joseph: Sorry, I am just corny and frustrated

Mary: I know, but smart talk might get your thing ........

Joseph: Let’s leave it up to the night after kill.

Mary: That doesn't stop me from getting shades!

Joseph: Okay, let’s get vested

Mary: Yes, let’s wait and get vested and have a CARRIAGE

Joseph: Why carriage?

Mary: Let’s have a carriage and a couple maybes

Joseph: MAYBES! I have always wanted a maybe

Mary: Let’s do it and forget about family scamming

Joseph: Yeah, let’s do it

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      LOL....very creative and darn funny. I was already laughing when I got to the safe sex cartoon, and I started in again. :)

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      Marvin Parke 4 years ago from Jamaica

      I am glad you liked it Billy. I am relieved, I really wanted it to be funny and unusual.

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      CrisSp 4 years ago from Sky Is The Limit Adventure

      Ha..ha..ha...you got me there rasta1! So damn funny and the cartoon clip makes it even funnier.

      Good one! Up and sharing!

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      Marvin Parke 4 years ago from Jamaica

      Thanks CrisSp. It was my pleasure.

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      mackyi 4 years ago

      Very creative, and humorous rastafari!

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      Marvin Parke 4 years ago from Jamaica

      Respect Mackyi. Thanks for passing through.

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      Rastamermaid 4 years ago from Universe

      Wickedly Witty rasta1!

      Your talents are endless!

      Stay Blessed brethren!

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      Marvin Parke 4 years ago from Jamaica

      Thanks for the love, Rastamermaid. I really appreciate the visit.

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      Martin Kloess 4 years ago from San Francisco

      Great stuff. Very entertaining. Thank you.

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      Marvin Parke 4 years ago from Jamaica

      Respect Mhatter99 . It is my pleasure to entertain you.

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      Devika Primić 4 years ago from Dubrovnik, Croatia

      Thanks for sharing good talent and I really enjoyed reading this Hub

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      A Driveby Quipper 4 years ago

      There should be no retraction of this reaction, we have run amuck with the . . . scam.

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      Marvin Parke 4 years ago from Jamaica

      Thanks for passing through DDE. I am happy that you liked it.

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      Marvin Parke 4 years ago from Jamaica

      Respect Driveby Quipper. Yes, the scam is the main plan.

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      Deborah Neyens 4 years ago from Iowa

      Very funny. Love the cartoon at the end, too.

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      Marvin Parke 4 years ago from Jamaica

      Respect Deborah. thank you very much for endorsing this poem. It means a lot to me.

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      Rajan Singh Jolly 3 years ago from From Mumbai, presently in Jalandhar,INDIA.

      You had me in splits reading this, rasta! Awesome!

      Voted up and funny.

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      Marvin Parke 3 years ago from Jamaica

      Respect Rajan. It's great that you enjoyed this satirical piece. I tried to make it funny.

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      Vinaya Ghimire 3 years ago from Nepal

      I loved your creative approach to tell about family matters.

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      Marvin Parke 3 years ago from Jamaica

      Respect Vinaya. It's a once in lifetime piece. I may never get back to that level of expression. Thanks for the patronage.

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