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Fear Zombies – Get A Wife Like Mine (limerick)

Updated on February 18, 2013

I don’t fear the zombies I meet

For I have no cause to retreat

For years I’d maintain

Wife’ mindless refrain

So I have no brains left to eat


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      Shauna L Bowling 5 years ago from Central Florida

      This clarifies the nodding of the head and the umm hmm, yeah syndrome!

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      picklesandrufus 5 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

      you manage to find the most perfect pictures for your limericks! good job.

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      Deb Hirt 5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      So the mind is already gone, eh?

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Yeah some women can talk the brains right out of men. lol

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      Ruby Jean Richert 5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      Funny, After awhile it goes in one ear and out the other....Hee..

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      Patricia Scott 5 years ago from sunny Florida grandson's birthday is this weekend and we are having a zombie party theme....

      thanks for sharing...

      Sending Angels your way :) ps

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      dreamseeker2 5 years ago

      LOL! Very clever and funny! : )

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      Tijani Achamlal 5 years ago from Morocco

      So funny and beautiful.You never cease amazing and surprising me.You must have a good sense of humor.I voted up.

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      Eiddwen 5 years ago from Wales

      Ha ha ha snappy and clever !!!

      Great work as always.


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      Linda Crist 5 years ago from Central Virginia

      giggle...I don't know which is the funniest, the image or the limerick. They are perfect fits for each other. giggle, giggle, giggle

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      breakfastpop 5 years ago

      I think you may be a gifted madman. I mean that in the best way possible. Up and funny!

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      wetnosedogs 5 years ago from Alabama

      Thanks for the morning chuckle.

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      Nancy 5 years ago from California

      Cute!! lol short, sweet, & funny.

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      drbj and sherry 5 years ago from south Florida

      You say you no longer have a brain,

      Then, dear Martin, you are insane.

      Takes one to know one, y'know.

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      One of your best. Thank you for my pre-bed laugh.