Feller Quite Taken with His Own Bootin' & Scootin'
With the way this guy’s flittin’ about, nobody at the hoedown can get quite near enough to dance with him. Which is OK,’cause he seems quite content to just keep on dancin’ all by his lonesome as the fiddlers saw away.
Yep. Not only is Hap N. Stanz quite taken with his own particularly frantic and over-choreographed style of bootin’ and scootin’, but he also is very proud of his duds. He feels the broad-brimmed bright white sueded cowboy hat sets off the pearly dentures of his wide gay grin. A hammered silver-and-turquoise buckle establishes his cow-pokin’ cred. Skin-tight crisp denims tucked into hand-tooled gila boots highlight a rangy physique as well as dazzlingly deft footwork. And what fair damsel would not swoon over his snugly tailored checked chambray with sequin-studded collar and silk ribbon tie?
Look out, ladies, here comes hoppin’ rustlin’ hustlin’ Hap!