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Forget And Forgive (limerick)

Updated on January 31, 2015

When drunk was an understatement

I went to the priest to repent

He listen to specs

With which I was vexed

Then off to the next bar we went


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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      As a Catholic I completely understand. :)

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      Joanne M Olivieri 4 years ago

      Love, love, love it. You always make me smile. Thank you.

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      Jami Johnson 4 years ago from Somewhere amongst the trees in Vermont.

      I love this. I was never baptized (my parents believed that was my choice) but the generations above me were all catholic, and yeah, I get it (at least in my head I get it).

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      Vinaya Ghimire 4 years ago from Nepal

      This is so true. I loved the use of irony.

      Cheers

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      Deborah Brooks Langford 4 years ago from Brownsville,TX

      Oh the art of drinking so sad it ruins live.. if this wasn't so funny I would cry

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      wetnosedogs 4 years ago from Alabama

      it's funny and yet - ---

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      Tijani Achamlal 4 years ago from Morocco

      Awesome and funny.Going to bar together means they get along with each other.It is like the priest saying: Your sins are truly forgiven.Let us go celebrating that in a nearest pub.I mean no offence.With much respect ,I hold religions in high esteem.I voted up.

      YOU ARE AMAZING !!

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      Beth37 4 years ago

      It's the one vice they're allowed. It's tough to be a priest.

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      DJ Anderson 4 years ago

      You are a master of the Limericks!!

      Great job, Martin.

      DJ.

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      So, Martin, you drink and confess when you repent?

      A priest who goes drinking with you is 'heaven sent.'

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      Catherine Tally 4 years ago from Los Angeles

      Another good one, Martin. The priest must be an Irishman.!

      Happy St. Patrick's Day to you!

      Cat:)

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      kjforce 4 years ago from Florida

      Mhatter99...Why did everyone assume it was a bar for liqour ? You both could have been vegan and went to a salad bar.....or perhaps a ballet bar for a" plie" ( plee ay ) ...love your limericks , they're always so straight forward...hehehe

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      Bronwen Scott-Branagan 4 years ago from Victoria, Australia

      You had me there! I had to ring my daughter again, so she could have a good laugh, too.

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Sometimes it's that last drink that makes us so much smarter or....

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      Deb Hirt 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      An Irishman?

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      breakfastpop 4 years ago

      Clearly, he is a man of the people.

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      Shauna L Bowling 4 years ago from Central Florida

      That sounds about right!

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      MizBejabbers 4 years ago

      Well, I'm not a Catholic, but I say "power to you". If I were still a Baptist, I would say "oh, my."

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