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Funny Crazy Quotes & Weird Sayings

Updated on July 14, 2011

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Life is like a hot bath, the longer you stay the more wrinkled you get. funny Crazy quotes about

A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it.~Oscar Wilde sweet sayings by Pretty Cute

Never share a fox hole with anyone braver than you. cute saying about cute bitchy quotes

Why survive when you can live? sweet Crazy quotations about Proverbs

Where did Webster look up the definitions when he wrote the dictionary? cool sayings on Question

Either go to hell or die trying. cute bitchy quotes by Funny Man

There won't be anything we won't say to people to try and convince them that our way is the way to go.~Bill Gates cool quote about Funny

By the time you swear you're his, Shivering and sighing, And he vows his passion is Infinite, undying~Lady make note of this: One of you is lying.~Dorothy Parker 'Unfortunate Coincidence' sweet sayings by Funny Girl

I'm with the band. cute saying about cute bitchy quotes

I'd rather be a failure at something i love, than a success at something i hate. sweet quotations about Cute Quotes

Fight Socialism...Vote Republican cool ass sayings on Cute Quotes

It's my birthday! How about a birthday kiss? [Is it really your birthday?] cute bitchy quotes by Cool Pickup

Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say... sweet sayings by Cool Pickup

Don't bother getting married~just find a woman you hate and buy her a house. cute saying about cool short quotes

AMERICA-Love It Or Leave It! sweet quotations about Cool Quotes

This was better than any diet I've ever been on. cool sayings on Cool Sayings

Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long. cool short quotes by Cool Pickup

Laughter is like changing a baby's nappy. It doesn't permanently solve any problems, but it makes thing more acceptable for awhile. cool quote about Parenting

Got Goth? sweet sayings by Cool Pickup

And on the eighth day, God created bagpipes. Now why is this day never acknowledged, again? cute saying about cool short quotes

I’m Just Driving This Way To Piss You Off. sweet quotations about Cute Quotes


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      4 years ago

      hey everone

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      Ashley Cochran 

      6 years ago

      I Love you in dinosaur=RAWR!!!!!!!

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      6 years ago

      This is marvellous

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      Victor Onaola 

      6 years ago

      Wisdom is a boredom to the fool.

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      Victor Onaola 

      6 years ago

      A friend experiencing unrest as a result of hardship prayed one day “God, in your infinite mercy make me rest, in fact sleep in perfect peace“

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      Alice Wilder 

      7 years ago

      Getting high on life is no reason to let down your guard.

      We'll make history...or die trying.

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      7 years ago

      cool posts...i mean srsly CRAZY!!!

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      7 years ago

      Marriage means expectations and expectations mean conflict. Paxton Blair Popular Quotes

      The various modes of worship, which prevailed in the Roman world, were all considered by the people as equally true by the philosopher, as equally false and by the magistrate, as equally useful. Edward Gibbon Inspirational Sayings

      Who will protect the public when the police violate the law Ramsey Clark Nice Quotes

      War connot be avoided; it can only be postponed to the others advantage. Niccolo Machiavelli Motivational Sayings

      Many difficulties which nature throws in our way, may be smoothed away by the exercise of intelligence. Titus Livius Meaningful Sayings

      A second wife

      is hateful to the children of the first;

      a viper is not more hateful. Euripides Alcestis 438 BC Famous Sayings

      Believing with you that religion is a matter which lies solely between man and his God, that he owes account to none other for his faith or his worship, that the legislative powers of government reach actions only, and not opinions, I contemplate with sovereign reverence that act of the whole American people which declared that their legislature should 'make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof,' thus building a wall of separation between Church and State. Thomas Jefferson Wise Quotes

      I think the highest and lowest points are the important ones. Anything else is between. I want the freedom to try everything. Jim Morrison Witty Sayings

      We create an environment where it is alright to hate, to steal, to cheat, and to lie if we dress it up with symbols of respectability, dignity and love. Whitney Moore Jr Great Sayings

      What seem our worst prayers may really be, in God's eyes, our best. Those, I mean, which are least supported by devotional feeling. For these may come from a deeper level than feeling. God sometimes seems to speak to us most intimately when he catches us, as it were, off our guard. Clive Staples Lewis Popular Quotes

      Nothing emboldens sin so much as mercy. William Shakespeare Inspirational Sayings

      Art for art's sake makes no more sense than gin for gin's sake. W Somerset Maugham Nice Quotes

      Everyone values things differently. In other words, they place their own value on everything that affects their lives. Also from moment to moment they may even change their values. Such as a person, who values diamonds above all else, might be willing to trade a gallon of diamonds for a drink of water to save his life in a desert. What this means is value is a relative thing depending on a need or a perceived need. Yet, how many people will argue and even violently fight over the perceived value of something or some idea only later have an entirely different view point or value. Sidney Madwed Motivational Sayings

      To be at peace with ourselves we need to know ourselves. Caitlin Matthews Meaningful Sayings

      To use fear as the friend it is, we must retrain and reprogram ourselves...We must persistently and convincingly tell ourselves that the fear is here--with its gift of energy and heightened awareness--so we can do our best and learn the most in the new situation. Peter McWilliams Life 101 Famous Sayings

      Beware the politically obsessed. They are often bright and interesting, but they have something missing in their natures there is a hole, an empty place, and they use politics to fill it up. It leaves them somehow misshapen. Peggy Noonan Wise Quotes

      She said she usually cried at least once each day not because she was sad, but because the world was so beautiful and life was so short. Brian Andreas Witty Sayings

      My final warning to you is always pay for your own drinks. All the scandals in the world of politics today have their cause in the despicable habit of swallowing free drinks. Y Yakigawa Great Sayings

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      7 years ago

      We didn't know what true joy and happiness was until we had kids~then it was to late. cute saying about cute ghetto quotes

      While the cats away the mice play. sweet quotations about Cool Cute Quotes

      Eternity: Smoking or Non-Smoking? cool sayings on Cool Quotes

      The NRA says, 'Guns don't kill people~people kill people.' That may be true, but I think the gun helps. You're not going to kill many people by standing around shouting 'bang!'. cute ghetto quotes by Socio

      Big fish eat little fish. cool quote about Cool Cute Quotes

      If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. sweet sayings by Wise Guy

      What happened to the first 6 'ups'? cute saying about cute ghetto quotes

      60% of Americans say that, if they could push a button that would make Larry King disappear, they would keep pushing it and not stop. sweet quotations about One liner

      May your trouble be like the old man's teeth... few and far between. cool sayings on Feel Good

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      Nikhil Talathi 

      7 years ago

      A question that sometimes drives me Crazy: are we living our life or are we surviving our life...!!

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      7 years ago

      Hey, that is some crazy stuff! A good way to spend some of my free time reading. Keep up the crazy hubs. Thanks

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      7 years ago

      heey i say to my mom/mom why did daddy need to have a girlfriend i mean he have you and your pretty then my mom say to me yup good thing i still have samantha/samantha thanks for caling me pretty i just dont now yet what is hapiing to your dad he is crazy//crazy like a jerk then i say to my mom/mom maybe dad still dont find a girl yet maybe he is geting a sleep he will forget about the foght you have last night and maybe he will forget finding a new girl mom/mom do you thingk iam right then my mom say to me yup baby your right maybe your dad will forget about it you really smart samantha i love you then i say to my mom i love you to mom and/ mom i see daddy i thingk he is geting a sleeep///// then my mom say yup baby he look like a geting like a sleep then i say to my daddy heey that what are you bind up to just rest for a little bit dad and when you wake up i will make you pandcakes dad say ow samantha my princees your really cute and smart Okay i will get sleep now baby love ya.... then i say to me dad love ya to dad :* lol

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      7 years ago

      one day i see my friend jessica she were lonely and pure so i just say to her what hapeend jessica? then jessica say to me someone bit me up i dont now what hes name but i see one there I.D there name was cody kikhams......then i say to jessica that guy do evething bad to people and he do crazy thing to girls he is one big jerk head why did he need to bit up people he dont have to do that for girls or boy then jessica say to me he was raping me and i need help but no body is lisin ing it was so freaking bad guy he is i dont like him.... enymore sammy he is a liar then i say what how cant he be a liar thats your boyfriend jessica then if he is your boyfriend he will do manny things like sweet things to you but he is deferent right then jessica say to me yes he is deferent he lie to me like 12 moths and he dont come back for a long time then i see to there sellphone he have a new girl that girl was so so big slut didnt that girl now that iam codys girlfriend then i say maybe she dont now yet jessica iam ganna get home know Okay jessica bye

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      7 years ago

      iam......katty... one day they have a birthday and party and i say to me self this is a good day to have a party and a birthday i see the party and the birthday to the window next to my house i think i would not tell this to my mom becuase maybe my mom will not leet me in the party birthday even they dont invided me iam there friend and they will tell something to me like party birthday and manny kind but they are bad ones and they are talking bad to me when i were not in the birthday party its was wierd and i wont to go and bit up there us they are so so bad they dont invided me then they say why did a donr go the are pretty crazy to tell that they are so so adik of there selfs then they say to people crazy you are you caliing crazy me or you you your the one who not invided me so invite me just stop saying something i dont like maybe i will kick you us and the last day i say to them why to you dont invided me to you fucking birthday party its weird and iam pist of you wen you have a new bithday iam ganna kick your us in your newbirthday party i say to my mom when is my birthday ganna come just so i have a friend and i have fun with my sself i really do wanna have bithday but my mom say to me why do you wanna have bithday fush lol its weird tnx for lisining

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      7 years ago say to me last weak i will not go to party but i see one thing how to go there i just let my mom sleep first so i cant go to the party and i feel in the window wen i were sniking out then my mom is awake then she see me then i go to the party i were in the grass cost i feel in the window its a preety weird to tell you guys but it really hapeent to me....

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      7 years ago

      Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers? cool quote about Question

      Whoops! Sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag. sweet sayings by Hitter

      The problem with the French is that they dont have a word for "entrepreneur"~George W. Bush cute saying about xanga heartbreak quotes

      I'm sick. My medicine is to talk to you. sweet quotations about Pickup Lines

      First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, and then the suffering... cool sayings on Cute Quotes

      I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out. xanga heartbreak quotes by Cool Pickup

      I'm not really this tall....I'm sitting on my wallet. cool quote about Pickup Lines

      What you don't do is always more important than what you do do. sweet sayings by Cool Pickup

      When blondes have more fun, do they know it? cute saying about xanga heartbreak quotes

      If the opposite of pro is con, then what must be the opposite of progress? sweet quotations about Politics

      I started out with nothing... I still have most of it. cool sayings on Thinking

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      Funny Stories 

      7 years ago

      Famous People. .

      Thousands of anecdotes from Yeats to Gates

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      7 years ago

      if vegetarians eat vegetables

      are humanitarians cannables

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      8 years ago

      Do you think God stays in heaven because he is afriad of what he created?

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      8 years ago

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