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Guest Blog by Someone Who Knows What You're Up To

Updated on December 20, 2012

Really? Does that seem like an appropriate use of pudding to you?

This is the worst Christmas Eve ever.

Hey. I see you there. What is that you're doing? Yeah, that's what I thought you were doing. Who said you could do that? Why would you do that?

You'd better put that down. Stop swinging it around! All of that stuff is going to fly out! Oh no! Look what you've done! Look what you did to that statue! I didn't even know that was possible.

No. Put that squirrel down. I will not have you involving innocent squirrels in this!

The worst part is you took time off of work to do this.

How did you even fit that in there?

I don't think I can associate with you anymore now.

No. Not my bottle cap collection! You know I've been collecting those for years. How did you fashion them into a crude catapult? How is that even possible?

Great. Now I think I'd better take you to the emergency room. What do you mean you aren't allowed back there? How does someone get banned from an emergency room?

Why are you standing up? HOW are you standing up? Does your elbow always point the other way like that, or did that just happen?

Stop making that noise. You are going to wake everyone up. How is it even possible to make that noise? Well, now you've done it. Now everyone else is awake. Now everyone will see what you've done!

I am going home now, before you get me into trouble. No, don't follow me! Well, now. You've fallen into that big pit you dug and filled with steak sauce and you can't get out and you deserve it.

I will see you tomorrow, mom.


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      Laurie Clark 5 years ago from Albuquerque, NM

      Ha! I just hope my mom doesn't read this one......

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      Mary Strain 5 years ago from The Shire

      Thanks for the laugh, Cat! My uncle once told his children, publicly, that he couldn't wait until he was senile so he could watch them deal with the craziness. He said he was going to just going to look up at them and laugh.

      But it sounds like somebody over at your house is starting early! XD