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HubPages In 25 Years...!

Updated on May 28, 2012

We love to recreate things in our mind, with our own flair and originality; what do you think would happen to HubPages in 20 years from now? We know for sure that new technology will be available, but also new terminology will have to be invented just to keep up with those fancy e-enhancements, that will blow our mind...let's take a peek:

TUESDAY, AUGUST 5, 2031

HUBBERS!!

Today we celebrate our 25 Anniversary and let me tell you! Is so amazing how time went so fast. HubPages has added by this very second its 35 million Hubber from Samoa Islands.


Technology has surpassed the human mind. And as we mentioned 2 years ago, advancements in nano-genomics and holographical tetra-fluxation made possible the creation of retro capsuling... just think about it, even if resting at nights, our creativity will never end.

For instance, just take an example: AEvans wrote these 2 hubs called 'What about intimacy on our way to Mars?' , and the famous one: 'Whatever happened to Jim Hertz?'

For the newbies this is very important, after getting the facts from our tutorials, you will understand our newest tools better. Let's put it this way, for instance AEvans thoughts and basic ideas can be channalized on this tridimensional sentencing bot called 'hubBot decoder.' Jay Ditz and Larry Stonewall came out with the idea 10 years ago, when programming in C++++ and alpha holographics merged as one.

By the way, Paul Edmondson became a Granddad for the first time. Congratulations Paul and Robin! Is amazing how new hubbers are welcomed every day.

Our hubbers just need to keep in touch with our holo-PAL editor and the wording will approach the meaning-thought sequencing process.

Microsoft and its Windows VIDA30 and Apple's Ipad TRUE14, got rid of all palpable hardware integrating its 'SpaceTRESholder'

'Bingoogle' and HubPages, agreed to split the revenues with the creativity bonus, and let me tell you guys... we were able to move to a better location in Palo Alto, two months ago. This huge Golf Course behind our installations weighed heavely, really heavely on Paul Edmondson's final 'agreement' After 25 years, he still hates contracts though..!

The earthquake of 2027 was really the strongest but we don't think that was the big one yet. We wish all the best to Paul Deeds, who accepted an invitation from 'Zearch' and became his new eCEO. You might wonder where Patty Inglish might be? She has just finished her 20,000 hub titled, ' The English language according to Inglish.' She was surprised that Secretary of state Malia Obama won her Best All-Around Hubber for 2031 for the second year in a row. Well Pat, we think you will be back stronger and... just be fair; a new year is just around the corner. Just hang in there!

As of today we have 1330 hubbers from the Moon station near the 'Sea of tranquility' and 29 hubbers from our International Space Station; courtesy of Richard Branson and his Virgin project. Surprisingly, Actress and fashion designer Suri Cruise wrote her 250th hub by noon time today. And well... I'm giving the crew moderators a break as usual. I try to edit spamming and hubs with no controversial issues.Thankfully I'm this auto editor who doesn't need to create issues at all!

Well ladies and gentlemen, this was the auto editor and see you next time! Happy hubbing!. (Click!)

Warning: for entertainment purposes only. This hub shall not be deleted in its enterity.

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  • Lord De Cross profile imageAUTHOR

    Joseph De Cross 

    9 years ago from New York

    We try Glenn, we have a mind and we can go places..where no one has been before. Thanks again!

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    Glenn Stok 

    9 years ago from Long Island, NY

    You definitely went beyond your own imagination on this one. I find it interesting to imagine what will be, and how things will be, in the future. In 25 years we could very well have Hubbers uploading new articles from the international space station and maybe even from the moon. Or would that be downloading!

  • Lord De Cross profile imageAUTHOR

    Joseph De Cross 

    10 years ago from New York

    Admiral_Joraxx,

    Hahaha! You are right! I was laughing my assets off(no banning please). But written for the 5th anniversary and my imagination went to the galaxies. Thansk for the comment!

    LORD

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    Admiral_Joraxx 

    10 years ago from Philippines

    Haha! Great writing and very powerful imagination here Lord de cross! Where looking forward to that future. I didn't know that a modern day prophet has been writing here in hubpages. lols! very nice Lord. 1 vote up and funny!=)

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    Julianna 

    10 years ago from SomeWhere Out There

    it is supposed to be fun and I remember when it really truly was, the stock market is a mess and I can't bare to watch the news anymore. :( You should write about the stock market but in a humorous way. :)

  • Lord De Cross profile imageAUTHOR

    Joseph De Cross 

    10 years ago from New York

    Well, AEvans this the reason to be here, have fun and keep hubbing! What ever happened to the stock market?

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    Julianna 

    10 years ago from SomeWhere Out There

    Paul Edmondson a grandad for the 3rd time, lololo! What about sex on our way to Mars? lololo! Great title I do have to say this one is so creative and provides so much laughter, I loved it. Thanks for also given Simone a well needed break. :D

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    FloraBreenRobison 

    10 years ago

    so people will still be around in 20 years. That's good news. I thought we might have all died out by then with all the environmental issues we have.

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    Simone Haruko Smith 

    10 years ago from San Francisco

    It's the C++++ that was really the turning point for our site. Keep on keepin' on, lord de cross!

  • Lord De Cross profile imageAUTHOR

    Joseph De Cross 

    10 years ago from New York

    Capric222 Hi! Is just my mind and what I have inside as a person. The same way I'm answering to you... with an open mind. Have a nice day Mommy! "No depression is so strong to let our kids on their own"

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    Capric222 

    10 years ago

    I found this very interesting and you have a wonderful imagination. You also have a very good way with words! Good job on your hub! Take care!

  • Lord De Cross profile imageAUTHOR

    Joseph De Cross 

    10 years ago from New York

    Bobbi, there some magic in your words. Perhaps is how you lived your life... But I'm thankful for being your friend. Have a nice day!

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    BobbiRant 

    10 years ago from New York

    Very insightful, if it is all still here in 20 years. Great hub!

  • Lord De Cross profile imageAUTHOR

    Joseph De Cross 

    10 years ago from New York

    Thanks Raymond. I added part of your non-profitable and laudable Organization and its reason to still be up and going!

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    Raymond D Choiniere 

    10 years ago from USA

    Entertaining is definitely what I call this hub. Very nicely stated. LOL! :)

  • Lord De Cross profile imageAUTHOR

    Joseph De Cross 

    10 years ago from New York

    Patty, is my admiration to you guys and the heart warmth welcoming to this site, that makes me feel at home at thankful for your support. Hope you did enjoy it

    LORD

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    Patty Inglish MS 

    10 years ago from USA and Asgardia, the First Space Nation

    I suppose I have to write that Hub in future. It's a good idea though...

    Very entertaining Hub.

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