HubPages In 25 Years...!
We love to recreate things in our mind, with our own flair and originality; what do you think would happen to HubPages in 20 years from now? We know for sure that new technology will be available, but also new terminology will have to be invented just to keep up with those fancy e-enhancements, that will blow our mind...let's take a peek:
TUESDAY, AUGUST 5, 2031
HUBBERS!!
Today we celebrate our 25 Anniversary and let me tell you! Is so amazing how time went so fast. HubPages has added by this very second its 35 million Hubber from Samoa Islands.
Technology has surpassed the human mind. And as we mentioned 2 years ago, advancements in nano-genomics and holographical tetra-fluxation made possible the creation of retro capsuling... just think about it, even if resting at nights, our creativity will never end.
For instance, just take an example: AEvans wrote these 2 hubs called 'What about intimacy on our way to Mars?' , and the famous one: 'Whatever happened to Jim Hertz?'
For the newbies this is very important, after getting the facts from our tutorials, you will understand our newest tools better. Let's put it this way, for instance AEvans thoughts and basic ideas can be channalized on this tridimensional sentencing bot called 'hubBot decoder.' Jay Ditz and Larry Stonewall came out with the idea 10 years ago, when programming in C++++ and alpha holographics merged as one.
By the way, Paul Edmondson became a Granddad for the first time. Congratulations Paul and Robin! Is amazing how new hubbers are welcomed every day.
Our hubbers just need to keep in touch with our holo-PAL editor and the wording will approach the meaning-thought sequencing process.
Microsoft and its Windows VIDA30 and Apple's Ipad TRUE14, got rid of all palpable hardware integrating its 'SpaceTRESholder'
'Bingoogle' and HubPages, agreed to split the revenues with the creativity bonus, and let me tell you guys... we were able to move to a better location in Palo Alto, two months ago. This huge Golf Course behind our installations weighed heavely, really heavely on Paul Edmondson's final 'agreement' After 25 years, he still hates contracts though..!
The earthquake of 2027 was really the strongest but we don't think that was the big one yet. We wish all the best to Paul Deeds, who accepted an invitation from 'Zearch' and became his new eCEO. You might wonder where Patty Inglish might be? She has just finished her 20,000 hub titled, ' The English language according to Inglish.' She was surprised that Secretary of state Malia Obama won her Best All-Around Hubber for 2031 for the second year in a row. Well Pat, we think you will be back stronger and... just be fair; a new year is just around the corner. Just hang in there!
As of today we have 1330 hubbers from the Moon station near the 'Sea of tranquility' and 29 hubbers from our International Space Station; courtesy of Richard Branson and his Virgin project. Surprisingly, Actress and fashion designer Suri Cruise wrote her 250th hub by noon time today. And well... I'm giving the crew moderators a break as usual. I try to edit spamming and hubs with no controversial issues.Thankfully I'm this auto editor who doesn't need to create issues at all!
Well ladies and gentlemen, this was the auto editor and see you next time! Happy hubbing!. (Click!)
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