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He Works In Strange Ways (limerick)

Updated on July 10, 2012

They accused him of being a prude

Twas Sunday when feud had ensued

Those church going pros

Were coming to blows

When everyone’s clothes came unglued

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      Brenda Barnes 

      5 years ago from America-Broken But Still Beautiful

      Well then. That was a surprise read and I giggled out loud. Thank you for a great read.

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      Rina Pinto 

      6 years ago from Dubai - UAE

      The Priest is considered here in your poem as an honorable woman of war and the results are being told on the pulpit. .. hahha sure some one's sin was loud & clear - Message from God was hitting too hard - corrections in their lives was necessary! .. Thanks for this beautiful heart - i enjoyed this limerick! voted up as beautiful, funny, interesting, & useful

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      Bill Holland 

      6 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Yes indeed...another hilarious look at priesthood!

      Stop by my hub tomorrow and you just might find your name mentioned.

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      Deborah Brooks Langford 

      6 years ago from Brownsville,TX

      You so funny my dear... reminds of wine makes my clothes fall off.. lol

      debbie

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      Augustine A Zavala 

      6 years ago from Texas

      Perfect!

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      Dianna Mendez 

      6 years ago

      Funny... reminds me of the emperor's new clothes!

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      Deb Hirt 

      6 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      That's about the size of it!

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      Janhorner 

      6 years ago

      Oh! I bet there was giggles and nudge, nudge that day! Great stuff.

      Jan

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 

      6 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Great as always leaving a smile behind.

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      Ruby Jean Richert 

      6 years ago from Southern Illinois

      Funny, loved it..

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      Martin Kloess 

      6 years ago from San Francisco

      Docmo - thank you

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      Mohan Kumar 

      6 years ago from UK

      Very chuckleworthy, Mhatter, Thanks for the laughs. ( Small typo - should it be 'were coming to blows' instead of 'where'?)

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      chepkoluumugulel 

      6 years ago from Texas

      Awesome is the word! very creative indeed. keep it up.

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      Fehl Dungo 

      6 years ago from close to you...

      LOL oh wow! More of this please :)

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      pennyofheaven 

      6 years ago from New Zealand

      This made me laugh. Great stuff!

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      Martin Kloess 

      6 years ago from San Francisco

      I write all my poetry days ahead, so I can go over them

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      Deborah 

      6 years ago from Las Vegas

      Mhatter, you always make my day. Thanks for the laugh, I really needed one today. You're so creative and witty.

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      Joshua Zerbini 

      6 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Mhatter,

      He strikes again! Great job!

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      Ann1Az2 

      6 years ago from Orange, Texas

      How do you always get the pictures right with the limerick? Do you right the limerick first or find the picture first? lol

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      Beth Perry 

      6 years ago from Tennesee

      LOL! Love it

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      Heaven L Burkes 

      6 years ago from The Invincible Heart of Neverland

      :) What a Mad Mad Hatter you be! LOL Voted up!

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