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Hide The Keys From Grandpa!(limerick)

Updated on June 17, 2013

He and his car took a big dive.

Never again can Grandpa drive.

Did not hit the brake.

Went straight in the lake.

And yet the old fart did survive.

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    • Man of Strength profile imageAUTHOR

      Man of Strength 

      5 years ago from Orlando, Fl

      Thanks Epi,

      Yes MHatter99 and another hubber were my inspiration to try limericks. Im glad you enjoyed it. Thanks for your kind words.

    • epigramman profile image

      epigramman 

      5 years ago

      Oh I see Mhatter99 here so I am glad you both met and yes you have a natural funny bone in your writing and a very humorous pedigree as well. lake erie time 11:58am

      Thank you for your charming wit and your unique ability to communicate it through the writtten word.

    • Man of Strength profile imageAUTHOR

      Man of Strength 

      5 years ago from Orlando, Fl

      Thanks Mhatter99, this is my first one. Getting compliments from you are a big deal, being the prolific writer you are. Thanks.

    • Mhatter99 profile image

      Martin Kloess 

      5 years ago from San Francisco

      This is a perfect limerick. Now we have to go after tobusiness. She is the only one better than me. (said in fun)

    • wabash annie profile image

      wabash annie 

      5 years ago from Colorado Front Range

      So well written, Man of Strength. Enjoyed the pictures too.

    • Cantuhearmescream profile image

      Cat 

      5 years ago from New York

      I'd have never guessed it was your first time.... ha ha!

      Awesome... it was so good I had to read it twice just to confirm, yes, you snook in a limerick. I so admire that you're willing to play around in different areas, I too like to do the same. It will suit you well!

      And trust me... a lot! :D

    • Man of Strength profile imageAUTHOR

      Man of Strength 

      5 years ago from Orlando, Fl

      Hi Cat,

      This is my first limerick. I'm trying to develop a new skill set. You're so talented, you made one about me on the fly. That was very sweet. What can't you do? ;-)

    • Cantuhearmescream profile image

      Cat 

      5 years ago from New York

      Man of Strength,

      Ha ha ha... MOS dishing up some limericks!!! Wooo hooo... hey here's one.

      There once was a Man who was strong

      To HubPages, this man did belong

      For he's got it all

      He's so on the ball

      Wherever he goes I'll go along

      This is cute and funny... I think I know these people! ha ha ha :D

      All kinds of buttons and sharing!

      Hugs,

      Cat

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