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Hoooo!

Updated on February 24, 2011
Hoooo!
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I repeat — that’s ‘Hoooo!’, not ‘Ho!’, ‘cause this particular sweetheart is anything but cheap, considering how she’s dressed. (As modeled here, this ensemble will retail for an estimated $1.07 million.)

Meet fragile and pouty Frangelina Fructose, the 6’-2”, 11-year-old Maltese-Filipino runway sensation who’s been grabbing all the hottest magazine covers this fashion season. Here we see Frangie’s finale at the Milan release of the Fey Collection, staged once again by that boy wonder, Finki Fey, lead designer of the House of Fey.

With this ensemble, Fey trotted out all of his groundbreaking fashion elements — the pseudo-Samurai striped headdress, the infinity shoulderpads, the cubic-zirconia calf-baubles the size of oranges, the nano-mini, the sproing-belt, the raptor heels, the zingy accessories — in one stunning composition.

Fashion will never be the same!

(That’s a good thing, right?)

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    • rickzimmerman profile imageAUTHOR

      rickzimmerman 

      7 years ago from Northeast Ohio

      CM: You mean you don't wear rocks on your knees already?; I thought everybody did. Blair: How did you know I was raised on Dudley Doright (and Rocket J. Squirrel and Bullwinkle J. Moose and Cowboy Bobm and The Naked City — wait! am I giving away my age?)

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      Blair Rockefeller 

      7 years ago from Atlanta, Georgia

      Now, that's funny. She needs to be turned into a series on the Cartoon Network. You have a great flair in your writing. While reading the story under the picture it's like I'm hearing the voice of the naraitor from the old Dudley Doright catroon speak the words.

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      Christina M. Castro 

      7 years ago from Baltimore,MD USA

      OOooo-eee! What style- what flare! And that hair do- quite fab-o! Now why don't I try wearing some rocks on my knees next time I wear a shorter skirt! Very amusing is your caricature of high fashion.

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