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Hoooo!
I repeat — that’s ‘Hoooo!’, not ‘Ho!’, ‘cause this particular sweetheart is anything but cheap, considering how she’s dressed. (As modeled here, this ensemble will retail for an estimated $1.07 million.)
Meet fragile and pouty Frangelina Fructose, the 6’-2”, 11-year-old Maltese-Filipino runway sensation who’s been grabbing all the hottest magazine covers this fashion season. Here we see Frangie’s finale at the Milan release of the Fey Collection, staged once again by that boy wonder, Finki Fey, lead designer of the House of Fey.
With this ensemble, Fey trotted out all of his groundbreaking fashion elements — the pseudo-Samurai striped headdress, the infinity shoulderpads, the cubic-zirconia calf-baubles the size of oranges, the nano-mini, the sproing-belt, the raptor heels, the zingy accessories — in one stunning composition.
Fashion will never be the same!
(That’s a good thing, right?)
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