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How Did You Know I Was A Kung Fu Master (limerick)

Updated on July 23, 2013

At Kung Fu I trained to be monk

To heighten my skill never shrunk

Soon foes would revile

Meer scent of my guile

As practiced style of the skunk


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      Deb Hirt 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      This can happen. Good work.

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      Victor W. Kwok 4 years ago from Hawaii


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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      Discretion is the better part of valor, Martin, so I won't dare ask how you accomplished that task. Promise!

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

      You are so funny. The picture tells it all...

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      FlourishAnyway 4 years ago from USA

      Advanced kung fu!

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      Thomas Silvia 4 years ago from Massachusetts

      That will drop them in their tracks !

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      kidscrafts 4 years ago from Ottawa, Canada

      I always admire your different styles of writing! Thanks for sharing!

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA'll always be safe with that scent.

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      Shauna L Bowling 4 years ago from Central Florida

      Oh, my. And with his legs spread wide open, no less! Peeewww!

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      Wayne Barrett 4 years ago from Clearwater Florida

      Oh, I could only imagine this fighters secret weapon. Lol.

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      Man of Strength 4 years ago from Orlando, Fl

      Good job, Martin. I briefly took Tae Know Do as a child, lots of funk was in the building. Voted up.

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      Patricia Scott 4 years ago from sunny Florida

      Phew....o my. That would do it....Thanks for my morning chuckle...Angls are on the way ps

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      Jennifer 4 years ago from Lost...In Video Games

      *Everybody love kung fu fighting...* I just couldn't pass that opportunity up! LOL! I loved this. Voted it up!

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      Cat 4 years ago from New York

      Okay, I admit it... I had to Google a word... lol! I thought it was his feet that were stinky... this, this does not stunk :D

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      Faith Reaper 4 years ago from southern USA

      Skunk! Mere scent is vile . . . I would say so! LOL