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How I Foiled A Bank Robbery (limerick)

Updated on July 25, 2013

I never thought hero I’d be

When I foiled a bank robbery

As to door he zipped

In mid air he flipped

For robber had slipped in my pee


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      Victor W. Kwok 4 years ago from Hawaii

      Couldn't stop laughing!

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      Deb Hirt 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Good one, Martin. Guess he scared the piss outta ya!

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      What an ignominious way to go.

      I loved this limerick, Martin, you know.

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      Thomas Silvia 4 years ago from Massachusetts

      Thanks my friend for the funny read !

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      ECLECTIC PLETHORA 4 years ago from LOST IN TIME

      What a way to go down ... hilarious!

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      LOL...never saw that one coming...very good, Martin!

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      Man of Strength 4 years ago from Orlando, Fl

      This is so funy, because it could actually happen. Great job as always.

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      Shauna L Bowling 4 years ago from Central Florida

      Awesome! There's more than one way to skin a cat - burglar!

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      Dora Weithers 4 years ago from The Caribbean

      Well done! Both the way you foiled the robbery and the verse.

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      wetnosedogs 4 years ago from Alabama

      Great one.

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      Cat 4 years ago from New York

      Ha ha ha! That'd be me! Soiled pants, 'Please, don't hurt me!' Funny, funny!