Human String Cheese Debacle
Woke up this morning completely startled
Reality managed to seep into the subconscious
Thinking about unsolvable problems too late at night
Worried about too many possible what ifs and why nots
Managed to sweat through my pajama top and sheets
A nightmare or a hot flash caused recent turn of events
Wondered where it came from; fully aware of why it happened
Looked in the mirror and felt disgusted by the sight
Feeling like a complete and fraudulent mess of person
A piece of cheese that's been mauled by the rat race
Nothing but a smoke screen compromised of lies
Based on a clever design of bravado, fear and Chocolate
Became a workplace vending machine vagabond
Raiding different ones to not be noticed for this compulsion
Of stress eating to cope with questionable feelings
A cross that has been bared for far too long
Needed to gather up enough sugar filled courage to get through
Another day filled with more pretense than anyone could handle
Even if they were avid Days of Our Lives fans
Sometimes the mundane is harder to swallow than the insane
Let the inmates run the forty hour asylum in piece
Not turn them into Stepford's newest model of lab rats
Looking for scraps of approval filled bread crumbs
Avoid picking things up off the floor unless it's been bleached
Numerous times for safety purposes and too many TV shows
Depicting how disgusting public floors really are
Searching for ways to stay together and not blow too many fuse boxes
Tempers constantly flaring; too many people walking a very tight rope
Stuck in a very narrow spot that could end favorably or with an obituary
Written in the tiniest corner of the New York Times
Another forgotten blurb of a life cut miserably too short
Choosing the road more often traveled by everyone
The numerous footprints should be a clear indication
Deciding to be stretched in more places than Gumby thought was possible
Time to become someone greater than expected: flexible
Hard to believe that this fate was chosen by anyone
But still a choice nonetheless
And that's all that matters in the end.