Humor: Procrastinators

PROCRASTINATORS:

If at first you don’t succeed,

hopefully there is a tomorrow.

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Today is the "tomorrow"

procrastinators were waiting for yesterday.

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Procrastinators don’t want a 48-hour day.

They want a tomorrow that is 48 hours away!

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Procrastinators are sure that

what “needs to be done today,”

is something that can wait for the right today,

which generally is at least the one tomorrow turns into.

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Procrastinators’ Motto: never put off until another day,

that which can be put off until another month.

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Procrastinators tend to apply for jobs as waiters.

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Unlike most males their age,

procrastinators have fewer fears about proposing marriage.

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Procrastinators are not likely to be

looking out the window to know

as soon as the mail gets delivered.

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Sometimes even I am put off

by my putting off!

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The "Master Procrastinator" is the one who

puts off the putting off, until tomorrow.

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