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Humor: Procrastinators

Delay provides time for wiser decisions, right?
PROCRASTINATORS:
If at first you don’t succeed,
hopefully there is a tomorrow.
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Today is the "tomorrow"
procrastinators were waiting for yesterday.
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Procrastinators don’t want a 48-hour day.
They want a tomorrow that is 48 hours away!
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Procrastinators are sure that
what “needs to be done today,”
is something that can wait for the right today,
which generally is at least the one tomorrow turns into.
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Procrastinators’ Motto: never put off until another day,
that which can be put off until another month.
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Procrastinators tend to apply for jobs as waiters.
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Unlike most males their age,
procrastinators have fewer fears about proposing marriage.
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Procrastinators are not likely to be
looking out the window to know
as soon as the mail gets delivered.
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Sometimes even I am put off
by my putting off!
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The "Master Procrastinator" is the one who
puts off the putting off, until tomorrow.
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