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I Will Not Clean My Room Today
I will not clean my room today,
no way, not today.
I will not clean my room today
or any other day, I say.
A dwarf lives under my bed you see.
That dwarf, well, he scares me.
A dwarf lives under my bed you see,
and he seeks to make a meal out of me.
He wants to shish-kabob
and pan fry me,
season and stir me,
grab and burn me.
So you see, I will not clean my room today.
I will not give that dwarf a way
to eat me—not while I have a say.
So, I say, go away!
copyright/all rights reserved April 10, 2012 Audrey Howitt. Do not use or copy without express written consent of the author.