I Will Not Clean My Room Today

Yeah, yeah, yeah...I love it Audrey! Jamie

Audrey, this is fun! I don't need an excuse to not clean my room, dwarf or no dwarf, it's called laziness.

Great, what fun!

That was my story too, but Mom never bought it.

I love it, Audrey!

Really cute poem and thank you for my daily giggle.

Voted up and funny, Joyce.

Adore this fun poem. Children would also have lots of fun with it. My own grandchildren are too old (YUCK), but there are some out there I might find to play with and use it.

I love it your 30/30 so far a hit.. :)

Cute as a button. This should be in a children's book..Cheers

This is indeed cute.. sounds like one of the excuses from my little one.. Made me laugh. Have a blessed day! Peace.

This is fun!.. But most importantly, it is poetic

Oh my God, the poem is fantastic, the cowboy super cute in the picture.A great excuse not to clean up my room and a creative one at that. Voted up. Awesome, enjoyed reading!!!!!!!

haha so cute! I am going to use this one when I do not want to clean the house...:)

Voted up and funny. This is so cute Audrey. Loved it.

Hi Audrey,

This one made me chuckle, loved it.

Voted up up and away!

Great work here Audrey.

Eddy.

Funny, awesome, and up! I really enjoyed this and it made me smile! Thanks for sharing it with us!

Audrey, awesome poem! Your are so talented my dear. Poetry was meant for you or you meant for poetry. Cute poem.

Such fun! I really enjoyed this. Voted up and funny.

Such a humorous and inviting poem, it gives me the feeling of child angst and I love that. Great poem by a great writer!

no way, lol...so funny Audrey and so cute...

This is so imaginative and funny...perhaps my granddaughter will memorize it so that she has a new excuse not to clean her room! This made me smile!

This is such a cute poem. Love the cowboy photo and the added emphasis it gives to your verses.

Thats exactly what my daughter said to me this morning. :) You could give Dr. Suess a run for his money.

Good Morning Audrey. Thank You Tammy! I shall say I am a bit in theta or more active with subconscious than conscious. This poem is liberating for me and sharing, going through a process called spontaneous recovery, also frightening. A hub I see, yet I am keeping comments short these days. I choose between the memory and being liberated - liberty. I think I will write a poem today, and clean up my mess at home a little bit, which is a compromise. Again, thank you for being a tool of synchronicity Tammy bringing this poem forward. Thank you Audrey for exploring your mind and soul through your heart and sharing this creative poem.

Mitch

Came back to read and wanted to tell you I enjoy all your poems. Will check out your new addition. Great work.

wow what a sweet poem...votes up and away.

Now I want to be a kid again! Thanks, Audrey, this was superb!! Sharing!

This caught my eye as we were recently talking to one of my grandsons about cleaning his room. I will have to read this to him and ask him if he is afraid of the dwarf and that is the reason he doesn't keep his room clean. Very cute, I love it! :)

Oh, this is just too dang cute! You have out done yourself. :)

Awesome poem and such a fun read !

Cute poem!! I've been cleaning up my house (finally) and now I'll hum this poem while doing so to make the process more entertaining! :)

Very fun and entertaining. Made me feel like a kid.

Audrey,

What fun! I enjoyed reading another side of you.

Poetry is not usually my thing but I just love this. Shades of Dr. Seuss. Great job.

This one needs an adorable button! It brings a chuckle to the kid in all of us.

Voted up, awesome, and interesting.

Loved your little poem, and I loved the little cowboy!

Voted UP, etc.

This poem is so cute. Voted up!

I love it!!! adorable photo!! Thanks for sharing!

If a kid of mine gets this poetic, I might let it go if he doesn't want to clean his room! LOL!. Seriously, coming in again to say, you always marvel with your poetry!! Sharing.

Ha ha, I'm still chuckling as I write this. Too funny, makes me want to leave my dirty room(s) just as is! Voted up and funny.

Adorable Story and well written. :)

I had issues with that dwarf as a young child, but he was in the bathroom, and I never wanted to go visit at night because of his dumb butt.

Yeah I know him, nice poem, maybe we need to invent a special weapon of mass destruction to rid the world of all dwarf's :) LOL.

Lol Audrey this was a ice piece

Well done

Happy new year

Cute!!!! :)

This was fun and what a clever excuse for not cleaning. I will need to find out what is hiding under my bed that I can use to excuse me from cleaning...

Sending you Angels today :) ps

I love it! I will read this to my son tonight. :)

Very cute poem. Although my 4 year old doesn't mention dwarfs specifically she does mention monsters "won't let her clean her room". Thanks for the smile.

~Becky

Haha! Now THAT is a great excuse. Think that I might try it out for size someday. :)) Up and funny votes.

This piece had me smiling all the way! Your word-usage and imagery got me carried away reflecting upon my childhood. Voted up!

Audrey, I'm thinking it is time to leave a dustpan and brush under my bed, just in case the dwarf gets bored and decides to lend me a hand. lol. :)

This is a really cute poem, and the photo really sets the scene. I can really picture a kid saying something like that! I never did like to clean my room when I was a kid.

This is such a cute poem!

Love it!

No way! " I don't have to clean my roam today", but tomorrow I have to. Beautiful and funny. Thanks for sharing.

LOL Audrey there ain't no dwarf under my bed and sometimes I don't feel like cleaning it I feel so exhausted and tired with work I just say look another day for you :)