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If Looks Could Hurt (limerick)

Updated on August 12, 2012

Dedicated to Josh3418 and his limerick “Embarrassing Moment”

The klutz would trip on his own feet

When girl in a dress he would meet

And there from the ground

Before nose they’d pound

The views that he found there was sweet


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      Karen Silverman 5 years ago

      lol..he's not a klutz - he's brilliant! As are you, M!

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Just hilarious. Great tribute to Josh's embarrassing moments.

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      PurvisBobbi44 5 years ago from Florida


      Cute--- but you bad boys might need "Time Out."

      Your Hub Friend,

      Bobbi Purvis

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      Poetic Fool 5 years ago

      Very funny, Mhatter99! I suppose that explains why I see more guys tripping in these warm, summer months! Well done, my friend.

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      Deb Hirt 5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      This reminded me of the pervs in NYC that would wear mirrors on their shoes.

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      Sasha Kim 5 years ago

      So funny! I'm still laughing ^_^ You two write amazing limericks!! Voted up funny and awesome!!

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      Jamie Lee Hamann 5 years ago from Reno NV

      Very funny and enjoyable to read. Jamie

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      HaHa, So cute and funny..

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      Ruchira 5 years ago from United States


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      Nithya Venkat 5 years ago from Dubai

      This is entertaining and funny, just imagine tripping up in front of a beautiful girl!!Great limericks.

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      flashmakeit 5 years ago from usa

      How do you write so many good short poems?

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      Glimmer Twin Fan 5 years ago

      As usual mhatter - very very funny and in so few words.

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      Ann1Az2 5 years ago from Orange, Texas

      Funny, and it reminded me of when I was a little girl about 8 years old. Everyone on my school bus used to like it when I jumped off the bus into a ditch that went into the road where my sister and I used to walk to get home. It wasn't until months later, I realized the reason they like it was that when I jumped, my skirt (or dress) would fly up just enough so everyone saw my slip!

      Voted up.

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      Joshua Zerbini 5 years ago from Pennsylvania


      Awesome dedication! I love it!!! :) Clever!

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      Faith Reaper 5 years ago from southern USA

      Ha. That is too cute and funny. I know Josh will apprecite it as well. In His Love, Faith Reaper

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      Rich 5 years ago from Kentucky


      ROFL - Hiliarious. Please, stay away from shoe cameras!

      Up & Funny!

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      Tammy 5 years ago from North Carolina

      Very cute... I am familiar with Josh's limerick too. The two of you should collaborate on a "how NOT too" book for men. Voting up and sharing!