ArtsAutosBooksBusinessEducationEntertainmentFamilyFashionFoodGamesGenderHealthHolidaysHomeHubPagesPersonal FinancePetsPoliticsReligionSportsTechnologyTravel
  • »
  • Books, Literature, and Writing»
  • Poems & Poetry

If Looks Could Hurt (limerick)

Updated on August 12, 2012

Dedicated to Josh3418 and his limerick “Embarrassing Moment”


The klutz would trip on his own feet

When girl in a dress he would meet

And there from the ground

Before nose they’d pound

The views that he found there was sweet

Comments

    0 of 8192 characters used
    Post Comment

    • ImKarn23 profile image

      Karen Silverman 5 years ago

      lol..he's not a klutz - he's brilliant! As are you, M!

    • Gypsy Rose Lee profile image

      Gypsy Rose Lee 5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Just hilarious. Great tribute to Josh's embarrassing moments.

    • PurvisBobbi44 profile image

      PurvisBobbi44 5 years ago from Florida

      Mhatter00

      Cute--- but you bad boys might need "Time Out."

      Your Hub Friend,

      Bobbi Purvis

    • profile image

      Poetic Fool 5 years ago

      Very funny, Mhatter99! I suppose that explains why I see more guys tripping in these warm, summer months! Well done, my friend.

    • aviannovice profile image

      Deb Hirt 5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      This reminded me of the pervs in NYC that would wear mirrors on their shoes.

    • Mama Kim 8 profile image

      Sasha Kim 5 years ago

      So funny! I'm still laughing ^_^ You two write amazing limericks!! Voted up funny and awesome!!

    • jhamann profile image

      Jamie Lee Hamann 5 years ago from Reno NV

      Very funny and enjoyable to read. Jamie

    • always exploring profile image

      Ruby Jean Richert 5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      HaHa, So cute and funny..

    • Ruchira profile image

      Ruchira 5 years ago from United States

      Haha...funny!

    • Vellur profile image

      Nithya Venkat 5 years ago from Dubai

      This is entertaining and funny, just imagine tripping up in front of a beautiful girl!!Great limericks.

    • flashmakeit profile image

      flashmakeit 5 years ago from usa

      How do you write so many good short poems?

    • Glimmer Twin Fan profile image

      Claudia Mitchell 5 years ago

      As usual mhatter - very very funny and in so few words.

    • Ann1Az2 profile image

      Ann1Az2 5 years ago from Orange, Texas

      Funny, and it reminded me of when I was a little girl about 8 years old. Everyone on my school bus used to like it when I jumped off the bus into a ditch that went into the road where my sister and I used to walk to get home. It wasn't until months later, I realized the reason they like it was that when I jumped, my skirt (or dress) would fly up just enough so everyone saw my slip!

      Voted up.

    • josh3418 profile image

      Joshua Zerbini 5 years ago from Pennsylvania

      MH,

      Awesome dedication! I love it!!! :) Clever!

    • Faith Reaper profile image

      Faith Reaper 5 years ago from southern USA

      Ha. That is too cute and funny. I know Josh will apprecite it as well. In His Love, Faith Reaper

    • rcrumple profile image

      Rich 5 years ago from Kentucky

      Mh-

      ROFL - Hiliarious. Please, stay away from shoe cameras!

      Up & Funny!

    • tammyswallow profile image

      Tammy 5 years ago from North Carolina

      Very cute... I am familiar with Josh's limerick too. The two of you should collaborate on a "how NOT too" book for men. Voting up and sharing!

    working

    This website uses cookies

    As a user in the EEA, your approval is needed on a few things. To provide a better website experience, hubpages.com uses cookies (and other similar technologies) and may collect, process, and share personal data. Please choose which areas of our service you consent to our doing so.

    For more information on managing or withdrawing consents and how we handle data, visit our Privacy Policy at: "https://hubpages.com/privacy-policy#gdpr"

    Show Details
    Necessary
    HubPages Device IDThis is used to identify particular browsers or devices when the access the service, and is used for security reasons.
    LoginThis is necessary to sign in to the HubPages Service.
    Google RecaptchaThis is used to prevent bots and spam. (Privacy Policy)
    AkismetThis is used to detect comment spam. (Privacy Policy)
    HubPages Google AnalyticsThis is used to provide data on traffic to our website, all personally identifyable data is anonymized. (Privacy Policy)
    HubPages Traffic PixelThis is used to collect data on traffic to articles and other pages on our site. Unless you are signed in to a HubPages account, all personally identifiable information is anonymized.
    Amazon Web ServicesThis is used to collect data on traffic to articles and other pages on our site. Unless you are signed in to a HubPages account, all personally identifiable information is anonymized. (Privacy Policy)
    CloudflareThis is used to quickly and efficiently deliver files such as javascript, cascading style sheets, images, and videos. (Privacy Policy)
    Google Hosted LibrariesJavascript software libraries such as jQuery are loaded at endpoints on the googleapis.com or gstatic.com domains, for performance and efficiency reasons. (Privacy Policy)
    Facebook LoginYou can use this to streamline signing up for, or signing in to your Hubpages account. No data is shared with Facebook unless you engage with this feature. (Privacy Policy)
    PaypalThis is used for a registered author who enrolls in the HubPages Earnings program and requests to be paid via PayPal. No data is shared with Paypal unless you engage with this feature. (Privacy Policy)
    Google AdSense Host APIThis service allows you to sign up for or associate a Google AdSense account with HubPages, so that you can earn money from ads on your articles. No data is shared unless you engage with this feature. (Privacy Policy)
    Features
    Google Custom SearchThis is feature allows you to search the site. (Privacy Policy)
    Google MapsSome articles have Google Maps embedded in them. (Privacy Policy)
    Google ChartsThis is used to display charts and graphs on articles and the author center. (Privacy Policy)
    Google YouTubeSome articles have YouTube videos embedded in them. (Privacy Policy)
    VimeoSome articles have Vimeo videos embedded in them. (Privacy Policy)
    MavenThis supports the Maven widget and search functionality. (Privacy Policy)
    Marketing
    Google AdSenseThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Google DoubleClickGoogle provides ad serving technology and runs an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Index ExchangeThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    SovrnThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Facebook AdsThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Amazon Unified Ad MarketplaceThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    AppNexusThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    OpenxThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Rubicon ProjectThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    TripleLiftThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Say MediaWe partner with Say Media to deliver ad campaigns on our sites. (Privacy Policy)
    Remarketing PixelsWe may use remarketing pixels from advertising networks such as Google AdWords, Bing Ads, and Facebook in order to advertise the HubPages Service to people that have visited our sites.
    Conversion Tracking PixelsWe may use conversion tracking pixels from advertising networks such as Google AdWords, Bing Ads, and Facebook in order to identify when an advertisements has successfully resulted in the desired action, such as signing up for the HubPages Service or publishing an article on the HubPages Service.
    Statistics
    Author Google AnalyticsThis is used to provide traffic data and reports to the authors of articles on the HubPages Service. (Privacy Policy)
    ComscoreComScore is a media measurement and analytics company providing marketing data and analytics to enterprises, media and advertising agencies, and publishers. Non-consent will result in ComScore only processing obfuscated personal data. (Privacy Policy)
    Amazon Tracking PixelSome articles display amazon products as part of the Amazon Affiliate program, this pixel provides traffic statistics for those products (Privacy Policy)