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I’m A Quick Learner (limerick)

Updated on December 8, 2013

I always have sex on my brain

And this makes me easy to train

For I’m well rehearsed

To put my wife first

Or there it is cursed to remain


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      Deb Hirt 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      You ARE well trained.

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      Victor W. Kwok 4 years ago from Hawaii

      Good one!

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      informationshelte 4 years ago


      Your five sentences hide so many ideas!

      I read them three or four times and every time I discovered a new corner, a fresh perspective on agelong issues about sex relationships. You are so true!

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      Audrey Howitt 4 years ago from California

      So funny!

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago, that's a little INSANE..(hey, it rhymes!)

      wife-obsessed...i stand by

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      LKMore01 4 years ago


      Charming limerick. Your wife must adore your sense of humor too!

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      kjforce 4 years ago from Florida

      Mhatter99...Well if there is ever a call for a New York stage...

      I am sure they'll engage you humorous wit...just because you have rehearsed and it's a great your limericks...

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      Bronwen Scott-Branagan 4 years ago from Victoria, Australia

      Good one and love your use of rhyme in this.

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      Shauna L Bowling 4 years ago from Central Florida

      What a novel idea! Not many men take their partner's enjoyment into consideration. We're not as easy as men think.

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      Eric Dierker 4 years ago from Spring Valley, CA. U.S.A.

      Great job

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      DJ Anderson 4 years ago

      Good one, and so true!

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      Phyllis Doyle Burns 4 years ago from High desert of Nevada.

      I love it, Martin.