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It's still all your fault!

Updated on November 15, 2010

I wasn't gonna write another one of these hubs because some people said my last one was clumsy, badly written, in poor taste, downright insulting, supercilious, nonsensical, childish, malicious, caustic garbage as well as foolish gibberish.

It was the "foolish gibbersh" comment that fired me up!

It's not my fault I have an addictive personality with anti-social tendencies, which means I not only enjoy blaming others, but feel totally compelled to do so!

All the more so now that some friends have pointed out to me that the other hub "It's all your own fault" was complete crap.

Naturally I immediately thought. "I can write worse crud than that!" and took it as a challenge.

I don't like to be hard on others, but hell, some people are just too tempting by being such wimblewomblers!.

I would like to tell you that you are the exception, but you're not!

It's still all your fault and as I said before it's high time someone better than you said so!

I was just a baby when I realized "hey I'm better than that other kid over there" and someone needed to know about it, especially the kid in question.

I have always been better than you, it's just that I've been so incredibly modest and retiring about it that it has gone mostly unnoticed until now. That and the fact that you never listen!

I have kept my awesomeness and your lack of it to myself.(Almost.)

I say almost in consideration of the lousy number of you who read my first one!

I dunno, some people just don't want help when it's offered!

I was gonna finish off with stuff about me, but as I would need 3 rolls of toilet paper just for the main things I am better at than anyone else, I thought I'd be modest and just say,

It's all your own fault you're not as good as me!

See below for positive proof.


Thought i'd finished did ya? Not bloody likely mate!

You need to know how many words to put in so your hub is not judged "sub-standard"

Ya know, like most of your hubs should be!

So anyway, with a few white spaces and a bit of senseless babble it may get up around 500 words one day and be trampled by Google with offers of giga moolah!

Of course I wont have to speak to anyone I know anymore then.

Hell! I may even snub myself!

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