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Lime Green Buddha Part One

Updated on April 2, 2013
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Justin W. Price, AKA PDXKaraokeGuy, is a freelance writer, blogger, and award-nominated author based out of Juneau, Alaska.

As Featured in the February 2012 issue of EFiction magazine



I thought the original version of this was a little long for one HUB, so I've decided to serialize it into two. Please check the link at the bottom of this HUB to read the exciting conclusion!









The following story contains some images which may be objectionable to some readers. Reader discretion is advised.

1.


There’s a little Asian goods store across the street from my apartment. I walk by the shop everyday on my way to work every day and every day I see this lime green Buddha Ash Tray happily smiling at me through the store front windows. I'm drawn by the rotund belly and jovial face of the Buddha.

This afternoon after work, I go into the store. A little bell on the door announces my arrival. I’ve never been in here before yet it seems familiar to me. Wood carvings of the Yin and the Yang. Posters of dragons. Of dogs. Chinese cookbooks. Japanese cookbooks. The lime green Buddha.

“Can I help you?” I turn and see a very pretty girl. She’s Asian. She has long black hair, fleck-less brown skin, small lips, a button nose. She’s very petite. Her name is Lilly, according to her name badge.

“Huh?” I stammer.

“Can I help you? With something. Are you looking for something?” She smiles. She’s beautiful. There is warmth in her smile.

“Huh? Uh, yeah. I wanna buy this Buddha here.”

She grabs it gently from its window display, brushing my hand with her hips as she does. She takes the rotund green figure and walks him to the checkout counter. “Anything else?” She asks.

“No, I don’t think so?”

“No, nothing else,” She rings me up, wraps the Buddha up neatly and picks up the pen from the counter and writes something on my receipt before she shoves it all in the bag and hands it to me. “Have a nice day. See you again!”

I walk out the door, a little bell on the door announcing my departure.

2.


I couldn’t tell you why I bought it. I don’t smoke and I’m not drawn particularly to Buddhism or to Asian art in general, yet, here I am, walking up three flights of stairs to my apartment, holding a plastic bag which contains a lime green Buddha ash tray. I enter my apartment, kick off my black and white Chucks, toss my jacket on the tattered red patent leather love seat and take the Buddha out of the bag. I carefully unwrap it and set it on the center of my glass coffee table. The table is littered with finger print smudges and food stains.

Inside the bag is a receipt for the Buddha. It cost me $20. On the back of the receipt is a phone number for Lilly. She must have put it on there when I wasn’t looking because I didn’t ask for her number.

I know it's her number because beneath the seven digit number is the name 'Lilly'. I'm glad to see her number and I decide to give her a call.

The phone rings four times and then her voice mail comes on. “Uh, hi, Lilly, this is uh, James. You, uh, put your number on my receipt. I’m the guy that bought the little green Buddha from you. At the store you work at. Anyway, I’m calling because I assume you want me too because you gave me your number, so, uh, call me back if you want too,” and I give her my number and hang up.

3.


It’s now six in the evening. I called Lilly about an hour ago and now I’m in the kitchen making dinner. I can't cook in a messy kitchen. The kitchen is the only room in the apartment where nothing is out of order. I’m making wild trout stuffed with corn bread and wrapped in bacon with a side of cheesy Brussels Sprouts. I’ve just decapitated the trout and gutted it and split it open. Now I’m rolling it in dried corn bread batter and also stuffing it with the batter, with white onions, with lemon wedges, with garlic, with chives. I do this to a second trout and I lay them both in a frying pan greased with peanut oil, where I then wrap them with bacon strips on either end, sear them in a pan for a minute on each side and then place into a baking pan, greased with shortening and olive oil and then shove into the oven and bake at a low temperature. I am just starting to prepare to steam the Brussels sprouts when my phone rings.

“Uh, hello,” I say.

“Hi.”

“Who is this?” I have the phone resting between my neck and shoulder blade.

“This is Lilly. From the store. You called me.”

“Oh, yes. Yeah, I called you. You wrote your number on my receipt.”

“I did?”
“Ya. You did. You don’t remember?”
“Not really. Sorta.”
“Sorta? Do you do this sort of thing often?

“No. Not really. That was my first time.”

“Okay,” I shrug. “So, why did you want me to call you?’

“Do you think I’m pretty?”
“Do I think you’re pretty?”

“Yes. Do you think I’m pretty.”

“Yeah. I do. I do think you’re pretty. What are you doing?” I throw the sprouts into the steamer and walk over to my apartment window. I live in an 800 square foot studio apartment on the 3rd floor of the Drake, which is an old apartment building with a manual elevator, oak staircase, skinny hallways and low ceilings. It was built in 1908. I often stand at the window and admire the view. I can see the whole city from here. Two of the seven bridges of Portland. The Portland Building. Mt Hood. The Columbia River. I look down and I can see white oak trees. Maples. A traffic jam. A pot dealer. Lilly. Standing outside the Asian store at the bus stop.

“I’m waiting for the bus,” she says.

“Do you like fish?”

“Do I like fish?”
“Yes. Do you like fish? I’m cooking fish for dinner. And Brussels sprouts. Would you like some fish?”
“Are you asking me to have dinner with you? Fish?”

“Yes. My girlfriend is out of town and I’m lonely.”

“I have to go. My bus is coming.”

I look out the window and see that the bus is not coming. “That doesn’t answer my question,” I say.

“Fish isn’t my favorite. Why did you call me if you have a girlfriend?”

“The fish is really fresh. I caught it this morning, actually,” I lie. It was actually purchased yesterday from the fish market across the street from my work. It was probably alive three days ago.

“Where do you live?”

“I live across the street. In the Drake. If you look up you can see me. I’m on the third floor. I'm waving,” I wave and she looks up but I don’t think she sees me. “I thought you said your bus was coming?”

“Not my bus. I was wrong.”

“Do you want some fish?”

“I thought you said you had a girlfriend,” She pauses and I hear her sigh. “Which apartment is yours?”

“I’ll buzz you in.”


all rights reserved. Copyright Justin W. Price July 2011.

Thanks for Reading.

A FREELANCE WRITER, HONORS STUDENT AND GOVER PRIZE FINALIST, JUSTIN W. PRICE (AKA, PDXKARAOKEGUY)IS A POET, SHORT STORY, BIOGRAPHY AND HUMOR WRITER. HIS POETRY COLLECTION, DIGGING TO CHINA, WAS RELEASED FEBRUARY 2ND, 2013 BY SWEATSHOPPE PUBLICATIONS AND IS AVAILABLE ON AMAZON.COM, BARNES AND NOBLE AND THROUGH YOUR LOCAL BOOKSELLER.

HIS WORK WILL ALSO BE FEATURED IN BEST NEW FICTION (2014 EDITION), AND HAS APPEARED PREVIOUSLY IN THE RUSTY NAIL, EFICTION, THE CRISIS CHRONICLES, THE HELLROARING REVIEW, BURNINGWORD, SEE SPOT RUN AND THE BELLWETHER REVIEW. HE CURRENTLY SERVES AS MANAGING EDITOR OF EPOETRY MAGAZINE AND THE BRIDGE ONLINE NEWSPAPER.

HE WORKS AS A FREELANCE WRITER, EDITOR, AND GHOST WRITER, AND IS WORKING TOWARDS HIS PH.D. HE LIVES IN A SUBURB OF PORTLAND, OREGON WITH HIS WIFE, ANDREA, THEIR LABRADOODLE, BELLA, SCHNOODLE, SAUVEE AND BLACK MOOR GOLDFISH, HOWARD WOLOWITZ.

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    • PDXKaraokeGuy profile imageAUTHOR

      Justin W Price 

      6 years ago from Juneau, Alaska

      Thanks, Cyndi, for reaeding!

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      Cynthia B Turner 

      6 years ago from Georgia

      Cool. I'll read part 2 now.

    • PDXKaraokeGuy profile imageAUTHOR

      Justin W Price 

      6 years ago from Juneau, Alaska

      thanks so much, B.A. Did you make it over to part two yet????

    • B. A. Williams profile image

      B. A. Williams 

      6 years ago from USA

      Great skill with dialogue enjoyed reading this.

    • PDXKaraokeGuy profile imageAUTHOR

      Justin W Price 

      6 years ago from Juneau, Alaska

      Kimmie... I'm excited to hear how you like the ending!

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      Sunnie Day 

      6 years ago

      Hi Justin,

      This story is so much fun. Great characters that draw you in. I love the back and forth dialog, short, sassy, and just plain cute! Off to Two! So glad you brought this one around again. Guess I missed this

    • PDXKaraokeGuy profile imageAUTHOR

      Justin W Price 

      6 years ago from Juneau, Alaska

      Thanks Jacqui. Did you make it to the end? I look forward to your feedback!

    • jacqui2011 profile image

      jacqui2011 

      6 years ago from Norfolk, UK

      Can't wait to read the conclusion. No time to hang around here! Lol.

    • PDXKaraokeGuy profile imageAUTHOR

      Justin W Price 

      6 years ago from Juneau, Alaska

      Vinaya, thanks for the info!

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      Vinaya Ghimire 

      6 years ago from Nepal

      Before moving to second part I just wanted to say the pot bellied Buddha is called laughing Buddha and the image suggest the merge of Taoism and Buddhism.

    • PDXKaraokeGuy profile imageAUTHOR

      Justin W Price 

      6 years ago from Juneau, Alaska

      Tammy, Alice and Chicago, thanks for reading and for the kind words. I hope you found the rest of the story to be satisfactory!

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      AliceFSpencer 

      6 years ago from Texas

      :)Oh I have to click then link what will happen !!

    • tammyswallow profile image

      Tammy 

      6 years ago from North Carolina

      You have a wonderful definate style.. I must finish this story!!! :)

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      Raj Lally Batala 

      6 years ago from Chicago ,USA

      too good !!

    • PDXKaraokeGuy profile imageAUTHOR

      Justin W Price 

      6 years ago from Juneau, Alaska

      daydreamer. Thanks for reading Part One. Did you follow the link to Part 2 at the bottom of the HUB? I'm excited for your thoughts on the ending!

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      daydreamer13 

      6 years ago

      Love this! I'm hooked! Bravo!

    • PDXKaraokeGuy profile imageAUTHOR

      Justin W Price 

      6 years ago from Juneau, Alaska

      Der- thanks for reading. Hope u liked part 2!

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      Derdriu 

      6 years ago

      PDXKaraokeGuy: It's a cliff hanger. But hopefully a click of the link will answer all my questions.

      In suspense while voting up, etc.,

      Derdriu

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