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Limerick, A day on the golf course

Updated on August 18, 2012
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I am a writer of poetry and fiction. I especially love flash fiction. My name is Ruby, and I live in Southern Illinois. I am a retired R.N.

Finger misbehaving

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Say, " What "?

Tiger on the green swinging high

Crowd cheering as ball almost reaches the sky

The crowd whispers in disbelief

Ball in coral reef

Camera captures Tiger giving the third finger hi-five

Please let me interject, I love Tiger, and i hope he regains his God given skill. He is the best..

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      Hello Michael, I love watching that shot, I'm 'gonna wear it out.LOL..Glad you enjoyed..Cheers

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      molometer 5 years ago from United Kingdom

      What an amazing shot. He is brilliant.

      Love the limerick. So he flicked the bird lol

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      Hello Vinaya. I am new at doing limericks, so happy you thought it was creative..Thank you..Cheers

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      Vinaya Ghimire 5 years ago from Nepal

      This is very creative! Ruby, I enjoyed your work!

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      Hello Ricky, Please forgive me for missing your comment. I soo agree with you. I think karma is hanging on his club, maybe he can shake it off. I am a BIG golf fan and Tiger has thrilled me many times with his impossible shots. Thank you my friend..

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      Hello Rosemary, I missed your comment too. I think i'm slipping Hee..I hope he gets back on track too. Cheers my friend..

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      Hello Maria, I'm sorry i missed your comment too. Thank you for thinking i'm cool and funny. Made my day..Hugs**

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      Hello Hyphen, I somehow missed your comment, sorry. Glad you enjoyed..Thank's for coming..

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      Hi ImKarn23, I know what you are saying is true. I have been a fan since he started playing and it really hurt me when he cheated on his wife. He paid dearly, losing his family. I'm glad you left a comment and i do understand..Cheers

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      Hello La Thing, Glad you enjoyed. Thank you for coming by...

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      Karen Silverman 5 years ago

      Lol..hilarious ..if the poor man had any self respect he wouldn't have needed to screw anything that moved..just sayin'..

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      LaThing 5 years ago from From a World Within, USA

      lol, Ruby, this is wonderful, and funny! Even though I am not a golf, or Tiger Wood's fan, I still enjoyed your limerick :)

      Great job, voting up!

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      Hello Nell, Like i said in an earlier comment, i watched the PGA tournament last week and was rooting for Tiger, but he lost his mojo in the end. Glad you thought this was funny. Thank you my friend..Cheers

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      Hello acaetnna, Thank you for loving my writing. I'm sorry that you dislike Tiger. He is only human and made a terrible mistake that cost him his family. I don't like men who cheat either, so we agree to agree..HaHa..Thank you for reading. I am always pleased when i see you on my page..Cheers Dear friend..

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      Nell Rose 5 years ago from England

      Great limerick! good old Tiger! lol! funny stuff Ruby, loved it!

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      acaetnna 5 years ago from Guildford

      I love your writing - but to me Tiger Woods has betrayed and will never be forgiven. I hate men who cheat!!

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      Hello Yes, Thank you again..Cheers

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      Hello TTombs, Good to see you. I hope he gets his mojo back too! Thank you.. Cheers

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      Hello Mhatter, HaHa..What fun..I love it..Thank you..Cheers

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      IntegrityYes 5 years ago

      You are very welcome, Ruby.

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      Terrye Toombs 5 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map.

      Great limerick, always! I hope Tiger gets his mojo back, he really needs it. :)

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      Martin Kloess 5 years ago from San Francisco

      Good job! :-) deserves a reward:

      Was out playing golf just for fun

      With Father O’Toole in the sun

      When club from hand burst

      Hit priest as he cursed

      And he hit his first holy one

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      Hello Mike, HaHa..The Limerick is five lines..First line is 6 words, second line is 8 words, third line is 5 words, fourth line is 4 words, fifth line is 8 words..They have to rhyme, esp. the last word on the last line has to rhyme with the last word in the first line..Phew..It 'ain't easy..HaHa. I expect to see yours soon...Cheers my friend..

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      Hello Genna, I have such a soft spot in my heart for Tiger. I hope he comes back better than before. Thank you..Cheers

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      Hello drbj, I watched him make that shot. I am a big fan of golf and tennis. Thank you for adding to my comedic gems from you. Cheers my friend....

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      Hello Joyce, Happy you enjoyed. Cheers my friend...

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      Hello Lord, He has suffered a horrible loss of his family. I have watched him play the best golf ever. I pray that he will get his mojo back. Thank you..Cheers

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      Hello Integrity, I'm so glad you enjoyed..Thank you..Cheers

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      Hello Bill, I watched the PGA tournament all week and was cheering Tiger on, but he lost his confidence. Made me so sad. He'll get it back and i'll be right there cheering him on. Thank you..Cheers

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      Richard Ricky Hale 5 years ago from West Virginia

      Up, funny, and awesome Ruby. LOL This was great. Poor Tiger has lost his stripes! I wish he would capture that past glory. He is and will always be the reason that I watch golf. I do wish him well. I want to see him win a major, but Karma is a "bitty." Great work as always dear Ruby. Take care AE

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      Rosemary Sadler 5 years ago from Hawkes Bay - NewZealand

      This is a very funny limerick Ruby. Poor Tiger maybe one day he'll be back on track again.

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      Maria Jordan 5 years ago from Jeffersonville PA

      "The third finger high five"...sounds perfect!

      Ruby, you are a funny lady... And a cool one! Love, Maria

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      Brenda Barnes 5 years ago from America-Broken But Still Beautiful

      Since I know nothing about golf or Tiger Woods, I shall say I enjoyed your limerick. Thanks for the fun read.

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      mckbirdbks 5 years ago from Emerald Wells, Just off the crossroads,Texas

      Sport limerick poetry. I think you have something here. Now if he could hit the ball down the line, it would be much easier to continue to rhyme

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      Genna East 5 years ago from Massachusetts, USA

      Very cute, and very true!

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      drbj and sherry 5 years ago from south Florida

      Your limerick, my dear Ruby, I kid you not,

      Is just as good as Tiger's miraculous shot!

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      Joyce Haragsim 5 years ago from Southern Nevada

      It's good to read funny poems in the morning , thank you.

      Voted up funny and interesting, Joyce.

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      Joseph De Cross 5 years ago

      Well done. Witty and humorous Rubi! Hope Tiger's wife read this one, so they can get along better... who knows? Thanks for the fine piece!

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      IntegrityYes 5 years ago

      HAH-HAH! That is so fantastic, Ruby. I voted up.

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Funny and very true nowadays for Tiger! Great limerick. Have a great weekend my friend.