Limerick, A day on the golf course
Finger misbehaving
Say, " What "?
Tiger on the green swinging high
Crowd cheering as ball almost reaches the sky
The crowd whispers in disbelief
Ball in coral reef
Camera captures Tiger giving the third finger hi-five
Please let me interject, I love Tiger, and i hope he regains his God given skill. He is the best..
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Funny and very true nowadays for Tiger! Great limerick. Have a great weekend my friend.
HAH-HAH! That is so fantastic, Ruby. I voted up.
Well done. Witty and humorous Rubi! Hope Tiger's wife read this one, so they can get along better... who knows? Thanks for the fine piece!
It's good to read funny poems in the morning , thank you.
Voted up funny and interesting, Joyce.
Your limerick, my dear Ruby, I kid you not,
Is just as good as Tiger's miraculous shot!
Very cute, and very true!
Sport limerick poetry. I think you have something here. Now if he could hit the ball down the line, it would be much easier to continue to rhyme
Since I know nothing about golf or Tiger Woods, I shall say I enjoyed your limerick. Thanks for the fun read.
"The third finger high five"...sounds perfect!
Ruby, you are a funny lady... And a cool one! Love, Maria
This is a very funny limerick Ruby. Poor Tiger maybe one day he'll be back on track again.
Up, funny, and awesome Ruby. LOL This was great. Poor Tiger has lost his stripes! I wish he would capture that past glory. He is and will always be the reason that I watch golf. I do wish him well. I want to see him win a major, but Karma is a "bitty." Great work as always dear Ruby. Take care AE
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Hello Bill, I watched the PGA tournament all week and was cheering Tiger on, but he lost his confidence. Made me so sad. He'll get it back and i'll be right there cheering him on. Thank you..Cheers
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Hello Integrity, I'm so glad you enjoyed..Thank you..Cheers
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Hello Lord, He has suffered a horrible loss of his family. I have watched him play the best golf ever. I pray that he will get his mojo back. Thank you..Cheers
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Hello Joyce, Happy you enjoyed. Cheers my friend...
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Hello drbj, I watched him make that shot. I am a big fan of golf and tennis. Thank you for adding to my comedic gems from you. Cheers my friend....
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Hello Genna, I have such a soft spot in my heart for Tiger. I hope he comes back better than before. Thank you..Cheers
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Hello Mike, HaHa..The Limerick is five lines..First line is 6 words, second line is 8 words, third line is 5 words, fourth line is 4 words, fifth line is 8 words..They have to rhyme, esp. the last word on the last line has to rhyme with the last word in the first line..Phew..It 'ain't easy..HaHa. I expect to see yours soon...Cheers my friend..
Good job! :-) deserves a reward:
Was out playing golf just for fun
With Father O’Toole in the sun
When club from hand burst
Hit priest as he cursed
And he hit his first holy one
Great limerick, always! I hope Tiger gets his mojo back, he really needs it. :)
You are very welcome, Ruby.
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Hello Mhatter, HaHa..What fun..I love it..Thank you..Cheers
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Hello TTombs, Good to see you. I hope he gets his mojo back too! Thank you.. Cheers
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Hello Yes, Thank you again..Cheers
I love your writing - but to me Tiger Woods has betrayed and will never be forgiven. I hate men who cheat!!
Great limerick! good old Tiger! lol! funny stuff Ruby, loved it!
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Hello acaetnna, Thank you for loving my writing. I'm sorry that you dislike Tiger. He is only human and made a terrible mistake that cost him his family. I don't like men who cheat either, so we agree to agree..HaHa..Thank you for reading. I am always pleased when i see you on my page..Cheers Dear friend..
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Hello Nell, Like i said in an earlier comment, i watched the PGA tournament last week and was rooting for Tiger, but he lost his mojo in the end. Glad you thought this was funny. Thank you my friend..Cheers
lol, Ruby, this is wonderful, and funny! Even though I am not a golf, or Tiger Wood's fan, I still enjoyed your limerick :)
Great job, voting up!
Lol..hilarious ..if the poor man had any self respect he wouldn't have needed to screw anything that moved..just sayin'..
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Hello La Thing, Glad you enjoyed. Thank you for coming by...
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Hi ImKarn23, I know what you are saying is true. I have been a fan since he started playing and it really hurt me when he cheated on his wife. He paid dearly, losing his family. I'm glad you left a comment and i do understand..Cheers
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Hello Hyphen, I somehow missed your comment, sorry. Glad you enjoyed..Thank's for coming..
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Hello Maria, I'm sorry i missed your comment too. Thank you for thinking i'm cool and funny. Made my day..Hugs**
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Hello Rosemary, I missed your comment too. I think i'm slipping Hee..I hope he gets back on track too. Cheers my friend..
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Hello Ricky, Please forgive me for missing your comment. I soo agree with you. I think karma is hanging on his club, maybe he can shake it off. I am a BIG golf fan and Tiger has thrilled me many times with his impossible shots. Thank you my friend..
This is very creative! Ruby, I enjoyed your work!
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Hello Vinaya. I am new at doing limericks, so happy you thought it was creative..Thank you..Cheers
What an amazing shot. He is brilliant.
Love the limerick. So he flicked the bird lol
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Hello Michael, I love watching that shot, I'm 'gonna wear it out.LOL..Glad you enjoyed..Cheers
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