Limerick of The Man Eater

For some there is nothing quite sweeter,

than to be a man who's a good eater.

But then there are some

whose meals are just dumb.

They repeat, repeat, a repeater.

Now a man such there was

who decided because

such meals left him fatter,

he would change things no matter,

to food favorites without such flaws.

He hired two young cooks,

best noted for their looks.

They started last Friday.

He thought, "This is my day."

Alas, as cooks they were shnooks.

The meal they prepared,

he could have been spared.

Their services far from complete,

turned out just another repeat,

of meals he had earlier shared.

He fired just one;

kept the other for fun.

giving lie to the phrase

once heard in past days,

"Heart and stomach are one."

There's a moral you see,

if you didn't it's free:

some things that we seek

devolve when we're meek,

to change that's best for "we".