Limericks: A First Try
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Limericks: A First Try
This is my first try at creating some fun limericks. Please tell me what you think.
Fashion Show
There once was a girl named Gabby-
Who realized her wardrobe was quite shabby-
She bought a new look-
That was flashed in a book-
Now she can’t stop men from being grabby.
Underdog
There once was a skinny named Tim-
Who thought he could get bigger at a gym-
He lifted weights like a champ-
But got no larger than an ant-
Still a gold medal he would win.
Fits To A Tee
There once was a man named Randolph-
Who found out he was good at pro golf-
With a swing of the club-
He knew he was in love-
Until the day he is nineteen pars off.
This Whacky Author
There once was a writer named Carrie-
Who wanted to lick a limerick like a strawberry-
But without a four leaf clover-
She knew her appetite was over-
Once this poem got too scary.
He Shall Rise
There once was a boy named Lance-
Who wasn’t able to walk or dance-
Until the day he met Pam-
Now he can stand-
Hence a miracle; a second chance.
Transplant
There once was a goof named Bart-
Who really thought he was good at art-
But when he splashed the paint-
He made an old nurse faint-
At least he’ll get a new heart.
In Good Company
There once was a guy named Zar-
Who couldn’t stay out of the bar-
Pretty women would wink-
And he’d buy them a drink-
Hoping it would go too far.
Make Believe
There once was a man named Drake-
Who was crafty with his neighbor’s new rake-
He broke it in two-
But just between me and you-
The leaves in the yard were all fake.
Clog
There once was a plumber named Buck-
Who crawled in a pipe and got stuck-
Even though people passed him by-
They could not hear him cry-
So he remained sh*t out of luck.
© 2014 Carrie Lee Night