Limericks - Love and Lust
Limericks - Love and Lust
by
Dr. Darryl Winer
A newly married young pair
Both blessed with countenance quite fair
Haven’t been seen since they wed
The only sound - a squeeky bed
Apparently on quite a tear
A callow couple quite droll
Went out for an evening stroll
Came upon a secluded spot
Or that’s what they thought
And got caught making two halves a whole
Her heels leather stilleto
Handcrafted by shoemaker Geppeto
So famous for style
He earned her sweet smile
Usually in flagrante delicto
Special time for you-ing and me-ing
With no distractions to be intervening
Six year old at the door
Breakfast gone and wants more
Alas, there will be no he-ing and she-ing