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Long Distance Limerick (limerick)

Updated on December 4, 2012

I loved her what else could I do

But make all her wishes come true

Yet somehow last night

We had a big fight

So from hell I write this to you


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      Shauna L Bowling 5 years ago from Central Florida

      I can so relate! Anger is a powerful encompassing emotion. It just makes me want to spit!

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      Linda Crist 5 years ago from Central Virginia

      So MH has been bad again. Will men never learn? lol

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      Karen Silverman 5 years ago

      Ouch! unexpected distance - (from one who has had a ld relationship for far too long

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Nothing like calling long distance.

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      QudsiaP1 5 years ago

      TALK about long distance... wow wee... Must get pretty hot down there too :S

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      flashmakeit 5 years ago from usa

      Funny limerick and sad ending. I do not want to go there!

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      Kinda sad but it happpens..

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      Jo Alexis-Hagues 5 years ago from Bedfordshire, U.K

      Mhatter, you're still the master. Brilliant!

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      travmaj 5 years ago from australia

      Oh no - isn't it always the way?

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      Patricia Scott 5 years ago from sunny Florida

      You never fail to amaze me with your clever use of the language. Reading your writing never fails to entertain. Sending Angels your way :) ps

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      Valleypoet 5 years ago

      It's fair to say that the argument got a little heated! LOL :-))

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      Catherine Tally 5 years ago from Los Angeles

      Good one! I hope you get out of that infernal doghouse soon :)

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      Shining Irish Eyes 5 years ago from Upstate, New York

      Very funny and thanking youf or the long distance laughs.

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      Deb Hirt 5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      I loved this!

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      Eiddwen 5 years ago from Wales

      Oh brilliant my friend who is also a Limmerick king.

      Keep them coming and have a great day.


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      Nithya Venkat 5 years ago from Dubai

      Fires in hell do quell with refreshing rain. Great write!!!

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      Jose Velasquez 5 years ago from Lodi, New Jersey

      Nice double meaning!

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      Melissa Propp 5 years ago from Minnesota

      Love hurts! You have a wicked sense of humor, sir!

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      Bill Blackburn 5 years ago from Twentynine Palms, California

      :-) wow... I thought it was excellent!

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      Deborah Brooks Langford 5 years ago from Brownsville,TX

      wow those fights can be dangerous.. lol.. .. it is so funny


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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      I think this goes under the category of tragically funny! Excellent!

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      lovedoctor926 5 years ago

      Lol. good one!

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      Michelle Liew 5 years ago from Singapore

      Oh dear. But too funny! Thanks for yet another laugh, which I share!

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      wetnosedogs 5 years ago from Alabama

      oh, hilarious! I need to save this laugh for my morning!