ArtsAutosBooksBusinessEducationEntertainmentFamilyFashionFoodGamesGenderHealthHolidaysHomeHubPagesPersonal FinancePetsPoliticsReligionSportsTechnologyTravel

Long Distance Limerick (limerick)

Updated on December 4, 2012

I loved her what else could I do

But make all her wishes come true

Yet somehow last night

We had a big fight

So from hell I write this to you


Comments

    0 of 8192 characters used
    Post Comment

    • bravewarrior profile image

      Shauna L Bowling 

      5 years ago from Central Florida

      I can so relate! Anger is a powerful encompassing emotion. It just makes me want to spit!

    • lrc7815 profile image

      Linda Crist 

      5 years ago from Central Virginia

      So MH has been bad again. Will men never learn? lol

    • ImKarn23 profile image

      Karen Silverman 

      5 years ago

      Ouch! unexpected distance - (from one who has had a ld relationship for far too long now..lol..

    • Gypsy Rose Lee profile image

      Gypsy Rose Lee 

      5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Nothing like calling long distance.

    • QudsiaP1 profile image

      QudsiaP1 

      5 years ago

      TALK about long distance... wow wee... Must get pretty hot down there too :S

    • flashmakeit profile image

      flashmakeit 

      5 years ago from usa

      Funny limerick and sad ending. I do not want to go there!

    • always exploring profile image

      Ruby Jean Richert 

      5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      Kinda sad but it happpens..

    • tobusiness profile image

      Jo Alexis-Hagues 

      5 years ago from Lincolnshire, U.K

      Mhatter, you're still the master. Brilliant!

    • travmaj profile image

      travmaj 

      5 years ago from australia

      Oh no - isn't it always the way?

    • pstraubie48 profile image

      Patricia Scott 

      5 years ago from sunny Florida

      You never fail to amaze me with your clever use of the language. Reading your writing never fails to entertain. Sending Angels your way :) ps

    • profile image

      Valleypoet 

      5 years ago

      It's fair to say that the argument got a little heated! LOL :-))

    • cat on a soapbox profile image

      Catherine Tally 

      5 years ago from Los Angeles

      Good one! I hope you get out of that infernal doghouse soon :)

    • shiningirisheyes profile image

      Shining Irish Eyes 

      5 years ago from Upstate, New York

      Very funny and thanking youf or the long distance laughs.

    • aviannovice profile image

      Deb Hirt 

      5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      I loved this!

    • Eiddwen profile image

      Eiddwen 

      5 years ago from Wales

      Oh brilliant my friend who is also a Limmerick king.

      Keep them coming and have a great day.

      Eddy.

    • Vellur profile image

      Nithya Venkat 

      5 years ago from Dubai

      Fires in hell do quell with refreshing rain. Great write!!!

    • PHILLYDREAMER profile image

      Jose Velasquez 

      5 years ago from Lodi, New Jersey

      Nice double meaning!

    • mpropp profile image

      Melissa Propp 

      5 years ago from Minnesota

      Love hurts! You have a wicked sense of humor, sir!

    • web923 profile image

      Bill Blackburn 

      5 years ago from Twentynine Palms, California

      :-) wow... I thought it was excellent!

    • Deborah Brooks profile image

      Deborah Brooks Langford 

      5 years ago from Brownsville,TX

      wow those fights can be dangerous.. lol.. .. it is so funny

      debbie

    • billybuc profile image

      Bill Holland 

      5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      I think this goes under the category of tragically funny! Excellent!

    • profile image

      lovedoctor926 

      5 years ago

      Lol. good one!

    • midget38 profile image

      Michelle Liew 

      5 years ago from Singapore

      Oh dear. But too funny! Thanks for yet another laugh, which I share!

    • wetnosedogs profile image

      wetnosedogs 

      5 years ago from Alabama

      oh, hilarious! I need to save this laugh for my morning!

    working

    This website uses cookies

    As a user in the EEA, your approval is needed on a few things. To provide a better website experience, hubpages.com uses cookies (and other similar technologies) and may collect, process, and share personal data. Please choose which areas of our service you consent to our doing so.

    For more information on managing or withdrawing consents and how we handle data, visit our Privacy Policy at: https://hubpages.com/privacy-policy#gdpr

    Show Details
    Necessary
    HubPages Device IDThis is used to identify particular browsers or devices when the access the service, and is used for security reasons.
    LoginThis is necessary to sign in to the HubPages Service.
    Google RecaptchaThis is used to prevent bots and spam. (Privacy Policy)
    AkismetThis is used to detect comment spam. (Privacy Policy)
    HubPages Google AnalyticsThis is used to provide data on traffic to our website, all personally identifyable data is anonymized. (Privacy Policy)
    HubPages Traffic PixelThis is used to collect data on traffic to articles and other pages on our site. Unless you are signed in to a HubPages account, all personally identifiable information is anonymized.
    Amazon Web ServicesThis is a cloud services platform that we used to host our service. (Privacy Policy)
    CloudflareThis is a cloud CDN service that we use to efficiently deliver files required for our service to operate such as javascript, cascading style sheets, images, and videos. (Privacy Policy)
    Google Hosted LibrariesJavascript software libraries such as jQuery are loaded at endpoints on the googleapis.com or gstatic.com domains, for performance and efficiency reasons. (Privacy Policy)
    Features
    Google Custom SearchThis is feature allows you to search the site. (Privacy Policy)
    Google MapsSome articles have Google Maps embedded in them. (Privacy Policy)
    Google ChartsThis is used to display charts and graphs on articles and the author center. (Privacy Policy)
    Google AdSense Host APIThis service allows you to sign up for or associate a Google AdSense account with HubPages, so that you can earn money from ads on your articles. No data is shared unless you engage with this feature. (Privacy Policy)
    Google YouTubeSome articles have YouTube videos embedded in them. (Privacy Policy)
    VimeoSome articles have Vimeo videos embedded in them. (Privacy Policy)
    PaypalThis is used for a registered author who enrolls in the HubPages Earnings program and requests to be paid via PayPal. No data is shared with Paypal unless you engage with this feature. (Privacy Policy)
    Facebook LoginYou can use this to streamline signing up for, or signing in to your Hubpages account. No data is shared with Facebook unless you engage with this feature. (Privacy Policy)
    MavenThis supports the Maven widget and search functionality. (Privacy Policy)
    Marketing
    Google AdSenseThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Google DoubleClickGoogle provides ad serving technology and runs an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Index ExchangeThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    SovrnThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Facebook AdsThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Amazon Unified Ad MarketplaceThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    AppNexusThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    OpenxThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Rubicon ProjectThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    TripleLiftThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Say MediaWe partner with Say Media to deliver ad campaigns on our sites. (Privacy Policy)
    Remarketing PixelsWe may use remarketing pixels from advertising networks such as Google AdWords, Bing Ads, and Facebook in order to advertise the HubPages Service to people that have visited our sites.
    Conversion Tracking PixelsWe may use conversion tracking pixels from advertising networks such as Google AdWords, Bing Ads, and Facebook in order to identify when an advertisement has successfully resulted in the desired action, such as signing up for the HubPages Service or publishing an article on the HubPages Service.
    Statistics
    Author Google AnalyticsThis is used to provide traffic data and reports to the authors of articles on the HubPages Service. (Privacy Policy)
    ComscoreComScore is a media measurement and analytics company providing marketing data and analytics to enterprises, media and advertising agencies, and publishers. Non-consent will result in ComScore only processing obfuscated personal data. (Privacy Policy)
    Amazon Tracking PixelSome articles display amazon products as part of the Amazon Affiliate program, this pixel provides traffic statistics for those products (Privacy Policy)