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Making Woopie (limerick)

Updated on January 30, 2015

I met girl at bar really hot

And so were the toys which she brought

I’d soon understand

What cowgirl had planned

And all of the brandings I got


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      Cat 

      5 years ago from New York

      Gosh, when she looks like that she can do whatever she wants!

      Cute

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      Vinaya Ghimire 

      5 years ago from Nepal

      You should e careful about hot girls. LOL

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      Deb Hirt 

      5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Hope you didn't have too many scars to show for it.

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 

      5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Guess cowgirls love to play.

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      kjforce 

      5 years ago from Florida

      Mhatter99....could have been worse...brandings are all you got ? you could have ended up in a " plot "....it's a different world out there today...something to think about... hmmmm....you're thinking along my mind set....

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      Shauna L Bowling 

      5 years ago from Central Florida

      That'll teach ya to mess with a cowgirl!

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      Ruby Jean Richert 

      5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      Getty-up-go!!!!!!!!!!!

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      drbj and sherry 

      5 years ago from south Florida

      Look at it this way, Martin,

      Although you might not choose it.

      When you find something you like,

      You mark it so you don't lose it.

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      DJ Anderson 

      5 years ago

      You are a hoot!!

      In southern lingo that means, "too funny"!!

      DJ.

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      wetnosedogs 

      5 years ago from Alabama

      Funny one.

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      Valleypoet 

      5 years ago

      This girl obviously made quite an impression LOL :-))

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      Bill Holland 

      5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Ride 'em cowboy! Yee-Haw! :)

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