ArtsAutosBooksBusinessEducationEntertainmentFamilyFashionFoodGamesGenderHealthHolidaysHomeHubPagesPersonal FinancePetsPoliticsReligionSportsTechnologyTravel
  • »
  • Books, Literature, and Writing»
  • Poems & Poetry

Maybe She Was Too Hot (limerick)

Updated on October 27, 2013

I once met a girl really hot

For evening of sex that I sought

My sexual yearns

To hospital turns

For third degree burns that I got


    0 of 8192 characters used
    Post Comment

    • aviannovice profile image

      Deb Hirt 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Spontaneous combustion?

    • vkwok profile image

      Victor W. Kwok 4 years ago from Hawaii

      Another clever play with words. Great one!

    • Max Havlick profile image

      Max Havlick 4 years ago from Villa Park, Illinois

      Hi Martin.

      It's funny how sex can get hot

      when everything funny cannot.

      We want it so much,

      that special sweet touch,

      that nothing else quite hits the spot.


      Tuesday morning 8 a.m., Oct. 29, 2013

    • bethperry profile image

      Beth Perry 4 years ago from Tennesee

      lol Was her name Scorch?

    • BlossomSB profile image

      Bronwen Scott-Branagan 4 years ago from Victoria, Australia

      His burning desire

      Nearly set him on fire!

    • profile image

      Valleypoet 4 years ago

      Lol...that was one hot date:-))

    • drbj profile image

      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      She was so hot her photo burned to a crisp,

      Leaving not one little bit of a wisp.

    • FlourishAnyway profile image

      FlourishAnyway 4 years ago from USA

      That's a good one. Too hot to handle, eh?

    • profile image

      DJ Anderson 4 years ago

      Now, that is some HOT sex!

      Too funny. I had to laugh out loud when I saw the picture.

    • kidscrafts profile image

      kidscrafts 4 years ago from Ottawa, Canada

      Poor you :- D LOL

    • wetnosedogs profile image

      wetnosedogs 4 years ago from Alabama


    • Crystal Tatum profile image

      Crystal Tatum 4 years ago from Georgia

      Ha! So your narrator quite literally burned in his lust.