My Sweet Sacrifice
could this be the end
my fizzy little friend?
I have to let you know
the recycling bin is where you'll go
I have given up my vice
and made a sweet sacrifice
to stay one step ahead
and drink water instead
the temptation is there
as you sit there and stare
with you little plastic eyes
and your condensation cries
my poor little bladder has taken its toll
so I put you in that little metal hole
crush crush, out comes the slip
oh boy, don't I feel jipped
I only gained five cents!
just think of all the money I spent
my doctor said its time to stay clean
from your polluted hygiene
I'm sorry I must depart
even though it breaks my heart
so goodbye my friend
this is really the end