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No Man Is Perfect (limerick)

Updated on February 14, 2016

Though he may be cuter than heck

With him paradise you may trek

Though his love won’t wane

Girl let me explain

A vampire’s a pain in the neck


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      Gypsy Rose Lee 5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Nice one just in time for Halloween.

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      Karen Silverman 5 years ago

      your poem is much cuter than this vamp ever was! lol..

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      Yvonne Spence 5 years ago from UK

      Fun! I laughed at the last line!

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      Yipes, Another good one!

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      Deb Hirt 5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Yes, they can be!

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      Jamie Lee Hamann 5 years ago from Reno NV

      This they are. Jamie

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      Ghaelach 5 years ago

      Just goes to show, "It's not what you do but how you do it".

      LOL Ghaelach

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      Valleypoet 5 years ago

      I love a limerick that has some bite...LOL:-))

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      Rich 5 years ago from Kentucky

      Kristen Stewart away did roam

      found another so far from home

      had quick affair

      while over there

      forgiveness begs, wears dunce's dome.

      Great read, my friend!

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      Mark G Weller 5 years ago from Lake Charles, LA.

      Good one martin!

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      LOL...I can now shut it down for the evening. I've had my Martin fix!

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      Faith Reaper 5 years ago from southern USA

      LOL Mh, "pain in the neck." So clever and funny as usual. God bless. In His Love, Faith Reaper

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      flashmakeit 5 years ago from usa

      The really make me laugh! Happy Halloween!!!

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      wetnosedogs 5 years ago from Alabama

      truly enjoy your funny stuff. thanks for the chuckle.

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      Linda Crist 5 years ago from Central Virginia

      And on that note, I will have some dinner and relax. You are the icing on the cake. Great, funny limerick to end the hubber's day.