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Now What Do You Want On Your Pizza (limerick)

Updated on February 12, 2016

I ordered a large pizza pie

What do you want on it asked guy

His question a pearl

Set my mind awhirl

A sexy young girl answered I


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      Susan Zutautas 

      2 years ago from Ontario, Canada

      LOL! Good one!

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      Karen Silverman 

      6 years ago


      Gee..what a shocker!

      Lucky you - a twofer! LOL..

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      Shining Irish Eyes 

      6 years ago from Upstate, New York

      Ain't it the truth!! Yes- ain't it the truth - for the men that is! LOL

      Great write my friend.

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      6 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

      I bet most guys would take the girl over the pizza any day, but what a great day with you get both!

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      6 years ago

      Just make it good...

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      Suzette Walker 

      6 years ago from Taos, NM

      You aren't dumb, are you? LOL This is hilarious. I don't know where you get these pictures, but they are classic, MHatter. Another funny and wonderful limerick from you. Thanks!

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      Michelle Liew 

      6 years ago from Singapore

      That would be the most popular Pizza topping of the 21st century, hatter. Thanks for this cute limerick!! Sharing.

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 

      6 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Now that's what I call a onea spicya pizza pie.

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      6 years ago from Kentucky

      The pizza shown cannot be beat

      delivery lass oh so sweet

      away girl went

      when money spent

      left only now with pie to eat

      Great job, my friend! Beautiful choice of photo.

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      Deb Hirt 

      6 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      Or perhaps, "Aye!"

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      Vinaya Ghimire 

      6 years ago from Nepal

      Aha, I want that!

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      Jose Velasquez 

      6 years ago from Lodi, New Jersey

      I'm sure that would knock pepperoni off as the most popular pizza topping.

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      6 years ago

      That would be a very tasty pizza LOL

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      Mohan Kumar 

      6 years ago from UK

      You fox! 'the Margherita' on your pizza is a sizzler! Love the naughty haiku.

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      6 years ago from Brussels, Belgium

      The title drew me right in. BTW, where *do* you order your pizzas from? ;-)

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      Randi Benlulu 

      6 years ago from Mesa, AZ

      ok. So I read "Soft Moments"first! Slightly different. I love that you can so easily go from funny to serious. Great job!

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      6 years ago from Peru, South America

      Your limericks always give me a laugh. Thanks MHatter!

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      Joseph De Cross 

      6 years ago from New York

      Got away with your words Mhatter, thanks to Jackie. Nicely done, at least you didn't get banned, by going the extra mile.

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      Vincent Moore 

      6 years ago

      Forget the pizza I'll have the beauty delivering it here, and not fully dressed, well maybe some pineapple on the side. lol

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      Jackie Lynnley 

      6 years ago from The Beautiful South

      I had to read it! haha You said it.

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      Linda Crist 

      6 years ago from Central Virginia

      lol...if there was ever a truth...this is it for millions of men who are asked "what do you want on your pizza?" What fun.

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      Sasha Kim 

      6 years ago

      I just know this is exactly what goes through every mans head when presented with this question!

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      6 years ago from usa

      Hot spicy pizza and a large bill.

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      Lena Kovadlo 

      6 years ago from Staten Island, NY

      I started reading your limerick and when the stanza ended I thought there would be more stanzas but this was the only one...

      I am not fully familiar with limericks but my friend who loves to write this type of poetry usually has many stanzas in his limericks... I wonder if that is just many limericks in one or if that's the true form.

      Now I am not a fan of limericks but yours made me smile, which is a good thing. Thanks for sharing.


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