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Now What Do You Want On Your Pizza (limerick)
I ordered a large pizza pie
What do you want on it asked guy
His question a pearl
Set my mind awhirl
A sexy young girl answered I
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LOL! Good one!
Lol..
Gee..what a shocker!
Lucky you - a twofer! LOL..
Ain't it the truth!! Yes- ain't it the truth - for the men that is! LOL
Great write my friend.
I bet most guys would take the girl over the pizza any day, but what a great day with you get both!
Just make it good...
You aren't dumb, are you? LOL This is hilarious. I don't know where you get these pictures, but they are classic, MHatter. Another funny and wonderful limerick from you. Thanks!
That would be the most popular Pizza topping of the 21st century, hatter. Thanks for this cute limerick!! Sharing.
Now that's what I call a onea spicya pizza pie.
The pizza shown cannot be beat
delivery lass oh so sweet
away girl went
when money spent
left only now with pie to eat
Great job, my friend! Beautiful choice of photo.
Or perhaps, "Aye!"
Aha, I want that!
I'm sure that would knock pepperoni off as the most popular pizza topping.
That would be a very tasty pizza LOL
You fox! 'the Margherita' on your pizza is a sizzler! Love the naughty haiku.
The title drew me right in. BTW, where *do* you order your pizzas from? ;-)
ok. So I read "Soft Moments"first! Slightly different. I love that you can so easily go from funny to serious. Great job!
Your limericks always give me a laugh. Thanks MHatter!
Got away with your words Mhatter, thanks to Jackie. Nicely done, at least you didn't get banned, by going the extra mile.
Forget the pizza I'll have the beauty delivering it here, and not fully dressed, well maybe some pineapple on the side. lol
I had to read it! haha You said it.
lol...if there was ever a truth...this is it for millions of men who are asked "what do you want on your pizza?" What fun.
I just know this is exactly what goes through every mans head when presented with this question!
Hot spicy pizza and a large bill.
I started reading your limerick and when the stanza ended I thought there would be more stanzas but this was the only one...
I am not fully familiar with limericks but my friend who loves to write this type of poetry usually has many stanzas in his limericks... I wonder if that is just many limericks in one or if that's the true form.
Now I am not a fan of limericks but yours made me smile, which is a good thing. Thanks for sharing.
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