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Hmmmmmm . . . . decisions, decisions.
CPA Stanley McModicum is out shopping with his kids. Stanley desperately wants to update his appearance. He’d much rather be stylin’ and with it, than revilin’ and without. (He’s getting a bit tired of being ridiculed — or worse, being simply unseen — due to the combover-with-madras-shorts-black-socks-and-twenty-year-old-sandals vibe he’s got going on.)
So, while his youngest son Razz is busy scoping out the totally kickin’ shredded denim at the rear of the local mall’s newest urban gear palace, Black Death Narcopalypse, Stanley’s trying to decide whether this particularly funky tee (in day-glo XXXL) works with his look.
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