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Private Duck

Updated on February 10, 2011
Private Duck
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If you happen to have a problem, any kind of problem, then the Private Duck, Dirk Dabbler, is your waterfowl. Don’t let his diminutive stature and bright orange feet fool you. Sooner or later, this slick little guy gets his beak into the business of any loon about town.

Only Dirk can wade safely through the muck and mire of this corrupt burg. Only P.D. can crack the eggs in this sleazy city’s nest of thieves. Only the Dabbler can put the pinch on the fowlest of the fowl! He’ll make them quack!

And, trust me, Private Duck will keep your private affairs very private; this guy’s no stool pigeon!


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      rickzimmerman 6 years ago from Northeast Ohio

      Yup. He's one baaaad-aaaass duck! Thanks, poetvix.

    • poetvix profile image

      poetvix 6 years ago from Gone from Texas but still in the south. Surrounded by God's country.

      He sounds so fierce but looks so cute. Love it!