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What Did I Say (limerick)

Updated on December 25, 2012

When asked who was dream next to me

This vision of wonder and glee

There came my reply

Which blackened my eye

Oh that is just my wife you see


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      Shining Irish Eyes 5 years ago from Upstate, New York

      Very very funny! And worthy of a black eye!

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      Deb Hirt 5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      "Just" my wife?

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      Deborah Brooks Langford 5 years ago from Brownsville,TX

      LOL... Martin did your wife read this? LOl.. I pray you and your sweet wife have a happy new year.. Love your funny poem

      many blessings


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      picklesandrufus 5 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

      what a hoot...sometimes better to remain silent!

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      Karen Silverman 5 years ago

      Hope your birthday was all you could hope for - and more, M!

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      It happens. Made me smile. Oh, yes. Happy belated birthday. Hope it was a good one.

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      Martin Kloess 5 years ago from San Francisco

      Thanks everyone for the birthday wishes and the visit.

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      Live To Write 5 years ago from Phoenix, Az.

      Lol... I am still smiling from this one Mhatter...

      In a fine tradition this one is a gem!!!!

      hopefully not too many hubbies will be reciting it aloud though (if they know whats good for them!!!)

      I being single loved it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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      travmaj 5 years ago from australia

      Hah - I think you know now what you said...!

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      Jo Alexis-Hagues 5 years ago from Bedfordshire, U.K

      that'll teach him!....never take the wife for granted. :)). Nice one Mhatter, very nice.

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      Patricia Scott 5 years ago from sunny Florida

      O, my....some times saying nothing is wise....:)

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      breakfastpop 5 years ago

      You are in deep, deep trouble!!

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      Shauna L Bowling 5 years ago from Central Florida

      JUST my wife!? Oooh, them's fightin' words!

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      wetnosedogs 5 years ago from Alabama

      Oh, Happy Birthday! Thanks for the morning laugh.

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      dailytop10 5 years ago from Davao City

      I'm not married yet but this limerick made me laugh.

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      DREAM ON 5 years ago

      Always different and a Big happy birthday to you.

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      Melanie Chisnall 5 years ago from Cape Town, South Africa

      So few words that say so much. Beautiful!

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      I would say the black eye was well deserved. :) Thanks for the Christmas laugh. Happy Birthday!

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      Lissette 5 years ago from Central Florida

      Short, sweet, and laced with humor. :)

      I love conversations with the male persuasion because of the things they say...